Me:
Hello
Cute dumbhoe:
from the other sideeeeeeeeee
Me:
dbefndeifqhwa
Me:
you're literally the only person who deserves rights
Me:
whenever I'm like "hello" others be like "hey"
Me:
like dude, I did not text you to get such a dry ass reply
Cute dumbhoe:
lmao ikr
Me:
wait, it's not dUmBhOe
Me:
who are you imposter?
Me:
reveal yourself
Cute dumbhoe:
omg you're so fun
Cute dumbhoe:
how come I don't know you already
Cute dumbhoe:
maybe I do
Cute dumbhoe:
I'm his sister btw
Cute dumbhoe:
he's pooping rn
Cute dumbhoe:
I'm guessing he hasn't told you his name yet?
Me:
okay, that was TMI
Me:
and no he hasn't
Me:
but, you could tell me your name ;)
Cute dumbhoe:
lmao okay
Cute dumbhoe:
but, on one condition
Cute dumbhoe:
you tell me your name as well
Me:
what if dUmBhOe finds out?
Cute dumbhoe:
I can delete the texts
Cute dumbhoe:
no wait, he hasn't deleted any of your previous texts so he'll probably find out if I delete the conversation
Cute dumbhoe:
and deleting each and ever message is a hassle
Me:
ugh, ikr
Me:
why don't you text me from your phone?
Me:
we can be friends ^_^
Me:
what say?
Cute dumbhoe:
okay lol
Cute dumbhoe:
wait for my text cutie ;)
Me:
okay bestea
Cute dumbhoe:
I can tell we'll get along really well
Me:
same here
Me:
but one thing
Me:
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