Me:
So those questions were getting us nowhere
Me:
we did figure out our preferences but I want to know who you are
Cute Dumbhoe:
Aren't my preferences who I am?
Me:
yeah, but like how you look and all so that I can find you
Cute dumbhoe:
why do you want to find me?
Me:
I-
Cute dumbhoe:
hmm?
Me:
I just do okay?
Me:
now let me ask and you answer
Me:
and if you want to back off you have to send me your pic else you can't leave
Cute dumbhoe:
and what if I don't send my pic but someone else's?
Me:
I'd know that and I'll never talk to you
Cute dumbhoe:
then don't
Me:
okay then
Cute dumbhoe:
I know you'll come back
Cute dumbhoe:
it's not funny
Cute dumbhoe:
it's been an hour
Cute dumbhoe:
you can't ignore me forever
Cute dumbhoe:
hey, come back
Cute dumbhoe:
......
Me:
I knew you'd miss me
Me:
so? wanna play now?
Me:
or send me your pic
Me:
your choice
Cute dumbhoe:
so you're not dead?
Me:
nope, just took a nap
Me:
but, I still feel sleepy
Me:
why in the name of science do I feel sleepy and tired even though I just slept?
Cute dumbhoe:
scientists are doing a research on that
Me:
oh-
Cute dumbhoe:
so you're gonna ask or?
Me:
yeah yeah
Me:
are you a guy or a girl?
Cute dumbhoe:
seriously?
Me:
what's wrong with it?
Cute dumbhoe:
nothing
Cute dumbhoe:
a guy
Cute dumbhoe:
I said my name was Justin remember?
Me:
yeah but you could've been lying
Cute dumbhoe:
I could be lying now too
Me:
I just have a feeling that you're not
Cute dumbhoe:
whatever
Cute dumbhoe:
are you a girl or a guy?
Me:
a girl
Me:
don't you dare say "shouldn't you be acting girly" or smtg like that
Me:
I'll break your nose if you say that
Cute dumbhoe:
chill girl
Cute dumbhoe:
you yourself said that we're living in 21st century
Cute dumbhoe:
I wasn't about to say that
Me:
that's good
Me:
long or short hair?
Cute dumbhoe:
long
Cute dumbhoe:
same question to you
Me:
aww you must be cute with long hair 😍😍
Me:
I have shoulder length hair so in between I think?
Cute dumbhoe:
c-cute? ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Me:
don't be flattered
Me:
I wasn't complimenting you or anything
Cute dumbhoe:
ofc whatever you say (◠‿◕)
Me:
stop that
Me:
normal dressing style: casual or fancy?
Cute dumbhoe:
comfy casual
Cute dumbhoe:
fancy dressing is a hassle
Me:
ikr but most people dress casual so tell me your specific style
Cute dumbhoe:
no, you'd figure out who I am if I say that
Me:
oh c'mon
Me:
I wanna know 👉👈
Cute dumbhoe:
jeans and t-shirt and fancy shoes
Cute dumbhoe:
your turn
Me:
t-shirt and sweatpants 😶
Cute dumbhoe:
so you don't wear skirts like most of them
Cute dumbhoe:
maybe I'll know who you are before you figure out who I am
Me:
that won't happen
Me:
you know too much about me and now it's risky for me
Me:
so bye!
Me:
see ya!
Cute dumbhoe:
that's cheating
Cute dumbhoe:
dUmBo
Me:
HoE
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