Me:
Okay
Hoesuck:
??
Hoesuck:
did you enjoy the party? (ʘᴗʘ)
Me:
I hate you so fvcking much
Hoesuck:
There's a thin line between all this love and hate (~‾▿‾)~
Me:
And if you switch sides you're gon' have to claim your place (ノ^_^)ノ
Me:
dammit!
Me:
stop distracting me!
Hoesuck:
I breathed-
Me:
oh yeah? stop it then ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯
Hoesuck:
you don't tell me what to do
Me:
n e ways
Me:
as I was saying!
Me:
why didn't you tell Jackson I wasn't going to the party
Me:
I told you specifically not to interrupt my date
Hoesuck:
with a pillow and a bed? yeah right =_=
Me:
if I say it's a date then it's a date stfu
Hoesuck:
and I said I'm not that hoesuck dude
Hoesuck:
why am I even replying to you
Hoesuck:
I could just block you
Me:
hey!
Me:
you won't block me
Hoesuck:
and how do you know that?
Me:
cuz you want me to set you up with that Juan guy's sister (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
Me:
aren't I such a good friend? acting as a cupid for you
Me:
unlike you stupid bish who literally betrayed someone like me for some reason I don't know of
Hoesuck:
I-
Hoesuck:
Juan who?
Hoesuck:
whatever! check the number you're texting you dumb ass hoe
Hoesuck:
I ain't no hoesuck
Hoesuck:
and he didn't tell Jackson that you weren't going to the party cuz he never knew that
Hoesuck:
now stop wasting my time and do me a favour
Hoesuck:
annoy someone else smh
Me:
bish you literally gave me your number yesterday!
Me:
I have an IQ level of 149
Me:
I can memorize your stupid ass number
Me:
It's *********6
Me:
dumb bish
Hoesuck:
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