Me:
I hate my life
Me:
I seriously hate my life
Cute dumbhoe:
what happened now?
Cute dumbhoe:
did you see your face in the mirror?
Me:
I hadn't, but now that I did, I hate my life even more
Cute dumbhoe:
I-
Cute dumbhoe:
I was about to say cause a frown doesn't suit your cute face
Cute dumbhoe:
What's wrong?
Me:
stop, I'm hating my life rn
Me:
don't reduce my hatred towards it
Me:
and exams
Me:
that's what's wrong
Cute dumbhoe:
aww don't worry you'll pass
Me:
I don't know about that (个_个)
Me:
I just wrote what was on my mind for all of them
Me:
I think somewhere I wrote I love pigeons
Me:
they're gonna fail me
Cute dumbhoe:
hey hey calm down
Cute dumbhoe:
you've worked hard, okay?
Cute dumbhoe:
give yourself a pat for that
Cute dumbhoe:
even if you messed up this time it's fine
Cute dumbhoe:
it's not the end of the world
Cute dumbhoe:
I know you'll probably find my words bullshìt
Cute dumbhoe:
but you tried your best this time
Cute dumbhoe:
if it doesn't work, try your better best next time
Cute dumbhoe:
this exam wasn't the final one either
Cute dumbhoe:
don't stress, okay?
Cute dumbhoe:
you did good
Cute dumbhoe:
here's a hug ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
Me:
I'm crying even harder rn
Me:
happy tears tho
Me:
your words helped a lot
Me:
but, you're still a dUmBhOe
Me:
but, I think I'm starting to think you're somewhat decent
Cute dumbhoe:
and... you're back
Cute dumbhoe:
I missed you! ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
Cute dumbhoe:
return my hug 👉👈
Me:
stupid bish ⊂(•‿•⊂ )
Cute dumbhoe:
why, thank you for the compliment
Me:
I snorted like a pig :^)
Cute dumbhoe:
glad to be of service madame
Me:
stop~
Cute dumbhoe:
okay, okay
Cute dumbhoe:
did you have lunch?
Me:
no, I don't have an appetite
Cute dumbhoe:
no, go eat
Cute dumbhoe:
you have to eat
Cute dumbhoe:
eat so you get PHAT
Me:
what even is that?
Cute dumbhoe:
ifykyk
Me:
I just don't wanna eat alone
Me:
my cousin is out with his boyfriend
Me:
third wheeling them is not worth it
Me:
even for food
Cute dumbhoe:
aww that sounds like my friends
Cute dumbhoe:
they are so disgustingly in love
Me:
same with my cousin
Me:
and damn you're a lucky man
Cute dumbhoe:
you're luckier tho
Me:
how so?
Cute dumbhoe:
you have me (◠‿◕)
Me:
bish I cringed so hard
Me:
don't make my slight dislike for you that was gone come back
Cute dumbhoe:
okay, I'll stop
Cute dumbhoe:
but, you are
Me:
yeah, I think I am because I somehow ended up texting you
*Message not sent*
Me:
whatever
Me:
you're busy now?
Me:
ttyl I guess
Me:
I'm busy too now bish
Me:
you ain't special
Me:
gotta go have lunch with my bestea
Me:
bye 👋
Cute dumbhoe:
have fun!
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"Woah, I'm so bored. I'll just take a nap now that noona is not here to scold me." He puts down his phone after texting her to have fun and proceeds to take a nap.
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