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Cute dumbhoe:
I fell

Me:
on your face?

Me:
send me the video ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

Cute dumbhoe:
no, pfft-

Cute dumbhoe:
I fell for someone

Me:
yeah on your face, right?

Cute dumbhoe:
I meant I fell in love

Me:
You fell I get it

Me:
But, did you fall on your face or your ass?

Cute dumbhoe:
How am I supposed to know that? I just fell

Me:
if the one who fell doesn't know that then who would? Me?

Cute dumbhoe:
nvm

Me:
oh Jack fell too you know

Me:
he was staring at someone and he fell

Me:
I hope he's okay

Cute dumbhoe:
he did? he must be fine by now

Cute dumbhoe:
he's a man

Me:
being a man doesn't mean he has to be fine all the time

Me:
he's a human before all that

Cute dumbhoe:
you're... right

Cute dumbhoe:
let's hope he's fine now then

Me:
yeah let's do that

Me:
n e ways

Me:
who did you fall for?

Cute dumbhoe:
the prettiest girl I've ever seen

Cute dumbhoe:
her eyes were so pretty and that smile ugh

Cute dumbhoe:
I fell hard

Me:
you're talking about me? aww, how cute

Cute dumbhoe:
no, not you

Cute dumbhoe:
the girl I saw today 😍😍

Me:
hmm

Cute dumbhoe:
what?

Me:
nothing

Cute dumbhoe:
don't tell me-

Me:
what?

Cute dumbhoe:
you're jealous, aren't ya? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me:
pfft-

Me:
no, I'm not

Me:
why would I be?

Cute dumbhoe:
aww, don't worry Mimi

Cute dumbhoe:
you can't be replaced by anyone

Cute dumbhoe:
you're my one and only dUmBo

Me:
Mimi?

Me:
I'm Mimi now?

Me:
hmm

Cute dumbhoe:
I have a feeling that you either want to kill me in my sleep or hold me tight

Cute dumbhoe:
which one is it?

Me:
why don't you find out?

Cute dumbhoe:
I'm sleeping with one eye open from now on

Me:
:)

Cute dumbhoe:
I'm creeped out

Cute dumbhoe:
stop that

Me:
:))))))))

Cute dumbhoe:
I'll get nightmares

Cute dumbhoe:
stop~

Me:
okay 👌

Cute dumbhoe:
you know what?

Me:
yeah, what is a wh-question word

Cute dumbhoe:
*rolls eyes*

Me:
hope you find your brain somewhere while doing so

Cute dumbhoe:
I've been helping you whenever you asked so, do me a favour

Me:
what favour?

Cute dumbhoe:
a pickup line that can help me impress my crush

Cute dumbhoe:
a cute one

Cute dumbhoe:
one that'll melt her heart

Me:
did you just fart? cause you blew me away

Cute dumbhoe:
she'll run away instead

Me:
exactly ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Me:
if she's interested, she'll not run away

Me:
trust me

Cute dumbhoe:
it's hard when you say such ridiculous things

Cute dumbhoe:
that won't melt her heart

Cute dumbhoe:
it'll make her laugh hard

Me:
girls love a guy with good sense of humour

Cute dumbhoe:
sense of humour? yes, but not a guy who's humour himself

Me:
oh c'mon

Cute dumbhoe:
a cute one pls 👉👈

Me:
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together

Cute dumbhoe:
aww, that's sweet

Me:
it's not for you (눈‸눈)

Me:
for your crush

Cute dumbhoe:
so sweet you are

Cute dumbhoe:
She'll love it 👉💗👈

Me:
I still think the fart one will work better

Cute dumbhoe:
but, she's not you

Me:
hmm

Cute dumbhoe:
again with the hmm

Me:
I'm tired okay?

Me:
I kept on running around the mall with your hyper active sis

Me:
gimme a break

Cute dumbhoe:
aww, go to sleep 💤😴

Me:
I should do that

Me:
good night

Cute dumbhoe:
night night sleep tight 💗

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