The Chronicles Of Bloodthirsty Pussy

cockinthearse

bold - heavy british accent

Today was oh so very stressful, I have migrated west and found myself in the islands they call the United Kingdom. As you may tell I have brushed up on my grammar fairly well in my opinion. The air over here has a certain feel to it. I am living in London so the pollution levels are very high, especially during summer time. It makes my vagina feel a certain way, like it had a slight case of hay fever and there was pollen floating around in the air, and then i saw it...... her. It was Yelena.

My mind was spinning around in circles and so was my vagina until it hit me. i snapped. yeah i moved to fucking england. the air made my pussy feel like it was puking and and setting itself on fucking fire. i almost had a goddamn panic attack at how sneezy and itchy the motherfucker got. i kill myself up a new pussy and this is how it treats me?? i'm not gonna fucking have it!

to teach the allergy ridden whore of a fucking pussy it calls itself, i fly to fucking japan, buy the biggest and sharpest samurai sword i could find and i stab my leech faggot homo pussy until i saw my entire pelvic bone, once i did i took a hammer and shattered that shit like it was a fucking wine glass dildo. then i fly back to the shit pommy pom tan fag country and challenged Yelena to a duel with my dildo punishment sword.

when she accepted, i sliced the bitch head off and surgically re-attached that shit like it was mona lisa. it was such a fucking waste not putting that head up my fucking arse and puss. i cut off that bitch puss hairstyle and fed it to my lions, stuck her head in my pussy seven times, used her pussy as my new pussy, resurrected the cunt and won 89 times, put her hand on my pussy and punched her head making her hands twitch to make them grab my pussy, she grabbed it so fucking hard i screamed and nearly blew up half the country with my nuclear clit, realised i have a nuclear clit, threw her body in a pile of fish and fucking chips and called it a fucking day. but i obviously dismembered the body into atoms before letting my vag vacuum that shit up.

i think i'm a prophet sent down from god to guide his people to glory, since i killed his last one.

so my cunt minge vag decided to grow vocal fucking chords and spoke to me. he told me to kill myself and masturbate with more knives. i sewed the lips shut so tight, i think my pussy might actually be somewhat tight. i let it swallow up 567 people from Israel because we are woke asf and let dirty ugly israelis die. that plan didn't really work out because i murdered all of israel and palestine. well they murdered themselves trying to rape me.

long story short, i got face fucked by a man with a 19 inch cock, but the face fucked is stabbed and the man is me and the 19 inch cock is a hattori hanso sword faggot