The Chronicles Of Bloodthirsty Pussy

the downfall of her and her posse

so my next stop was the united states of fucking america, yeah i'm going for the gun cocking freedom of speeching ACABing knicker knotting pussy grabbing hissy fitting fuck fitting wagon rutting slicker shitting hillbillies.

i find myself in El Paso, Texas. where this cowboy wannabe ass hillbilly motherfucker pulled a fucking shotgun out on me. now i need to save my energy for the orange man he who shall not be named, so i just called him a cunt and walked away. now i was not fully educated on customs here in the states, next thing i know, 'her and her posse' is fucking #1 trending on twitter.. and when i went to see what the fuck people had to say.

'who this fuck is her?!'
'this dumb bitch has no right to rule any kind of country let alone three fucking countries!'
'this paki her and her posse murder innocent people for sport and pleasure! down with these clowns'

cancel culture had me the most talked about woman in america, now any kind of exposure is good exposure, my worshipers were growing by the millions. and shit stephen king wrote a novel based on The Exploits of Her and Her Posse.

there was no way to go but to use my ashes out heroin whore hagrid horcrux voldemort vag vacant vore candy clown cardashian catapult to launch myself into the fucking white house and kill everyone on sight. you see everyone in the white right now is certainly not of any importance to shit down the american government. you see, if there is a white male in this country, there is a president. if i kill one, the next white dick will stand up and take control.

so i open a diner, any hit and running fat boy gaming valorant camping grease dripping cellulite carrying elaphant stomping city that never sleepsing motherfucker in this country would walk into a diner. so i name it 'big anne's pussy plaza', of course appealing to my white male audience. no food, no staff, no tables, no windows. just me sitting on a chute in the middle of the building, fully naked with my legs wide open with a sign that says, 'any man to penetrate my vagina with his penis gets a grand prize of one ak-47, of course i was the talk of the nation within nintey seconds, every man that attempted to penetrate me, i killed. these men were so greedy for this gun they continued trying despite the countless bodies piling up behind me.

within half an hour, i had murdered all white male american citizens. that's one problem down, the next are the police officers. now this one was gonna be challenging one, i held a pink sprinkled donut in the air and every single cop in the country came at light speed like flies on shit. now i slowed time and tortured every single cop until none were fucking left.

now i have wiped out more than half the population due to me killing white men and police officers. but i left something out. i left mr donald trump. i saved the best for last.

i sit him down, disguised as arnold schwartznegger, i told him that it was an interview. he was scared shitless due to the mass genocide that had only stopped mere seconds ago. but i managed to calm him down.... with heroin. he was midway through his answer when i chopped his two pinky fingers off and shoved them up my pussy. he screamed in antagonising pain. the volume that this gun cocking whip cracking white boy was screaming at was just diving to the ears i just couldn't help myself but to use the pinky fingers to masturbate. well they weren't enough so i got greedy. i severed his left hand and used my magical fairy magic to make the fingers tease my clit. fuck it just wasn't enough, it made me anxious and greedy jesus this just isn't adding up maybe it's the fucking alien genes that these white motherfuckers have rubbing into my genes editing my dna to match theres fuck this cannot be happeneing maybe it's the heroin in the blood dripping down my pussy and osmosising through my semi permeable membrane foreskin and giving me a weakened version on his heroin high fuck he's high and i'm not? what was i thinking holy fuck what is going on what am i doing

i snapped out of it and suddenly see god appear down from the sky he clears his throat in preparation to speak. motherfucker took too long so i slit his throat.

i come back to reality with his fingers still rubbing my clit. he was pleading for his life. it was kinda hot, i told him it was a good look on him. i severed his legs and munched them up. you know what they say... if you got no friends, spread the puss, if your dad is ugly, spread the puss, if your uncles jewish, spread the puss, if its kwanzaa, spread the puss. i'm going off topic arent i...

before it happens again, lemme just give you the long story short, i orgasmed at least four hundred times using the body of donald trump, dead and alive, his body is scattered throughout the walls, floors and ceiling as of now and i am now the president of the united states, home to all coloured men, complete lawlessness and everything else.