The Chronicles Of Bloodthirsty Pussy

non, c'est mon vagin! part one

it was night time and you were watching armin through his fucking window from the house across the street, you obviously had to kill everyone, eat them up and puke them out, freeze it all as a giant dildo and fuck it until it ripped open your petit little vag. armin was doing his thing in his room (studying), you caused a giant crash with your fucking thunder clap pussy lips that launched him straight into the fucking ceiling, breaking the light which cut him up, there was blood fucking EVERYWHERE. he was bleeding uncontrollably and it made you so fucking wet, or maybe that was just the blood... anyfuckingways you fag frog leap from the vomit dildo house to his and as tempted as you were to eat him, you had to keep your cool.

you ask him kindly to fucking gorilla shit piss pussy candle wick grab your vagina but he refuses because it is pouring blood and your left ovary is hanging out. you cut his feet off and stick them up your vag and threaten to stick his fag hand in your paki pussy. he died.

you draw a pentagram with your hanging ovary, dismember him with your razor sharp labia and put all the parts in the circle. you slit your left arm open to reveal the resurrection incantation. the testosterone that telepathically left his dick travelled straight in you and made your voice deeper than your vagina. you recite the fucking incuntation and the magic of the antichrist put him back together.

now that you had this man all to yourself, you tie his arms and legs to the walls and take your fucking sword out, the dildo punishment sword you used to fucking execute that faggy pak clown yelena. it's so long you have to keep it in your vagina and when you need to take it out you extract the staff straight out of your uterus. you slice his stomach and slurp up every inch of intestine as you can, the shit adds extra flavour. it tasted like Job himself confronted you and pulled out his all holy man cock and fucked you until you died. god never put that in the bible because he promised not to when you sucked the living shit out of his dick.

Armin threatened to shift into titan so you cut his hands off before he could blink. shoved them up your pussy and spat out the bones.

Your duties as God's deciple dawn upon you. You know what to do, you shift into the sex titan.

THE SEX TITAN:
- ability to change between penis and vagina
- 17ft tall
- perfect tits
- tiny waist
- fucking ginormous hips
- ability to get pregnant (titan would have to remain in form for 18 months to carry and birth the child)
- looking into the sex titan's eyes would cause your genitalia to explode, though titans are immune to this.

TO BE CONTINUED....