The Chronicles Of Bloodthirsty Pussy

Revision

Here are some extracts from the all holy book "The exploits of Her and her Posse" I have hand picked these from an endless stream of writing so please sit back and enjoy!

"so i sat there contemplating whether i should shower bc i'm covered in my own cum after a 3 hour edging session with 100% pure mustard oil as lube to an adult version of omegle with the tags 'edge' and 'edging'. But not showering would make me feel at home with cum wiped away with a towel and mustard oil washed away with soap. I switched positions around my room at least 7 times now my laptop and half of my room is covered in mustard oil and bodily fluids. Best three hours of my life" Faggot 78:9 Her and her Posse.

"It was night and Colleen Ballinger was doing blackface while singing single ladies in miranda's voice in the venue next door, i was in a crawfish pot being boiled by uncle tommy who shot me with his crawfish gun and threw me in the pot, he seasoned me with the essence of destiny and sperm of a whale while i layed fish still in the crawfish pot awaiting my demise, to my surprise the betty davis solange cd went up in flames and i was thee uncryfashthoo and thy magic of thee pishee hath been released" Menstrual 8:9 Her and her Posse.

"The god of oil has spoken, the only true path to recovery is to fuck him in the bum bum and sing raaraaromarmamagaagaaoolala while drenched in the oil of canola and cheese of brie melted around the eyelids with goblins at your feet ready to serve your command of a legion thee prosperous gobee gobee gobstopping showstoppimg cow crunching paki fanning bey boycotting jack and jilling went up the hilling lululemoning lalalicking" Moooo 1:9 Her and her Posse.

"A long time ago, I met this guy at his house and he gave me a back massage for like a week straight and he was like rich ahhh so we became besties and he would gimme a lil 20 dollar bill every time i came to visit him. one day he invited me to his luxury island on his private jet so i went obviously! when we got there he asked me if i had hair in my special area and i said no cuz i'm a laser kinda bitch if u know what i mean but he said he liked it when they have triangle pubes.. his dick looked like an egg like it was thick at the bottom but it would like thin out at the top.. like a triangle, kinda isosceles ig. anyways he touched my pussy a bunch until i realised i was on jeffery epstien's island....." Oops 84:7 Her and her Posse.

"The day of reckoning came and god of fupa came ravaging the planet giving all the skinny bitches fupa and cellulite and they blew up like ballon's when u thinking ur just blowing a big balloon but u just went too far so u pop it and it pops in ur face. like that but it's human beings. The god of fupas dick was so incredibly large that i had to get the BIGGEST monster maggot munching moose fart lick of that dick, so i did, and he came and it filled up the indian ocean and it was cold so it fixed climate change, i heard great thumburg was trapped on epsteins island with her daddy touching her special area.. i'm NOT jealous. What i did hear tho is that greta has the most revolting grime scale lyme disease loch ness pussy ever known to a to a fucking creature, anything within a 900m radius dies, a group of hazmat specialists died bc the putrid pagan vegan voxi cunt aura melted their gas masks into food for her grimace shake cunt. happy birthday grimace! how a]old are you?" The end... or is it.