The Chronicles Of Bloodthirsty Pussy

the break of a century long hiatits

it was four oh five pee em when i realised that i haven't washed my pussy for the past 984 years, so what do i do? nothing! i sat back down and felt the ecosystem in my pussy rot and fester until all life had died. i was watching The Real Housewives of Kenya. up until season 9 because the cancelled it halfway through when then they caught my lethal moan on camera, i killed every housewife. except one, she came to me with such anger and sadness. i just had to fix her! let me run you through what i did.

first, i used my magical fucking powers to triple dog dare her to punch me in the fuck flake face. she agreed and the as soon as her fist made contact with my face, i puller her arm off of her body and shoved it up my pussy. housewife arm is soooo good ten bones out of ten bones! anyways, she watched my vagina tear her arm apart nucleus by nucleus, i opened her mouth and spat all the bones straight down her fucking dick taking cum travelling penis gaped wine drinking cum licking cock teasing black deathing throat she screamed in antagonising pain as she felt all the sharp bones cut her open from the fucking inside. what a marvel! harrah! hip hip! horray! jolly good show! my mother would most certainly be pleased! the next step in miss iamahousewifeinkenyaandiamnotgratefultobehereeventhoughisurvivedandmillionsdied. she looks a mess so i'm gonna be extra careful with her. I pulled her into my home. my 7800 story apartment with eight million bathrooms, seven trillion bedrooms and one kitchen! i took her to the basement. my 900 story basement, don't look at me like that i know it's not enough! enough with the judging! anyways she's so deep into the earth she might even know what it's like to be inside my vagina. only a few have had the pleasure of surviving a trip inside, like my right hand, and my left hand, and my right arm, and my left arm, see! so many people! i hook her arms and legs and pulled the chains so she was stretched out right infront of me. i pull up a bed around the height of whether a her stomach was and i layed, pussy first and let my taint devour her stomach and intestines, i orgasmed at least four trillion times i counted every one. she was just so delicious, all of those detox diets, keto diets, histamine diets, blood diets, bible diets who the fuck cares diets, my pussy was at the apex of its sorry her life at that very moment and i could not have been more happier with my sweet little angel. i looked back and she was dead. i would not let her go to waste!

i call down hebe straight from mount olympus and he just stood there in shock and he said. what the fuck. i told him to bring her back to life, he said no so i shoved his hard dick straight in my pussy. no consent, and i fucked him so good the cum was bursting out of my pussy, i was in such pleasure i bit both of his ears off and i moaned. i shouldn't have. it was a huge mistake. when i usually moan it dissipates into the atmosphere but i was hundreds of thousands of meters deep into the earth so the sound waves just bounced off the walls and tore both of them into pieces. i just killed the god of life. oh fucking well who cares i sewed that bitch up until she coughed up enough blood to be fully disabled for the rest of her life. i'm sorry. i'm not a fucking doctor you know.

she's now watching the real housewives with me.