i stepped on foot into that portal and the first thing that came to my mind was.... yummy yummy pussy crunch cunt clown coi crack baby bum balls batty bonkers fanny faggot whore EEEE. i looked out into the distant sunset as it melted all the fucking spices and boiled up the curry in the pots bringing a foreign smell to my nose and vag. i cut myself at the knees and watched the joints pop out on to the floor and watched the pakis run fight and bleed for my joints to try and take them and cook them up in their next curry. they had buckets, the ones they pissed and shit in, they were collecting the blood pouring out of my legs ready to worship me at my feet in a deep ocean of my luxurious blood that could cure any disease but has a weird side effect of dimentia, alzheimers, aids, blood farting, the plague and stinky itchy cheesy nasty pussy. anyways, when these burnt skinned quran opening nerds were begging for my forgiveness, i pulled my sword out killing 5 paks in the process, don't fucking matter because i killed the other million straight fucking afterwards. now obviously i wasn't gonna eat them up with my divine cunt straight from the highest heaven. wouldn't let these fucking bottom of the barrel boom box bow town bow down boom boom pow terminator twat cyborg load clowns touch my juice bouje bonk puss.
I called down Hercules of which i hope you know, and he told me that even he was horrified by what i've done. he should've seen what the fuck i did in america, he walked away but i ran up and fucking cut him down, yeah i killed fucking Hercules sigh anyways i stooped as low as to suck these bodies up. i puked so many times ig i just puked out was i sucked up. so i'm fine.
so i figured since this place is like fucking independent oh whatever i figured i might aswell just take control of the fucking place and that i mother fucking did. i just pulled out a bible and watched them run for their lives back to the country they managed to escape lmfao. anyways muslims are now banned from pakistan.
and now a memorable message from the writer themselves. <3
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The Chronicles Of Bloodthirsty Pussy
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