Hang Em' High [RDR2 X FEM!Reader]

Miracle Of Minds

Trees soon turned into buildings, fields soon turned into shops and you soon realised you were back in Valentine. Arthur pulled up outside the Saloon and helped you down off your horse
"Y/n, I'm going to go and get Micah out of Jail and save a man called Sean. When you get back to camp and Micahs there and he does anything annoying, feel free to beat him. He's like a bad smell that won't leave you alone that one.
"Aha I will don't worry!" You laughed back
"Good, bye then y/n." Arthur chuckled to himself
"Bye for now." You answered, before walking into the Saloon.

As soon as you entered the building, the strong cent of whiskey and cigar smoke crashed into your nose, it was hot and sweaty in this saloon, in pretty much every saloon actually. You gazed over to see Hosea waving at you, you walked over to him, you could already feel everyone's eyes on you. Hosea talked into your ear "you see him over there, stained brown shirt, long greasy, blonde hair?"
You looked over and spied the man he's talking about
"He robbed a bank recently, down near Rhodes, see if you can get anything off him." Hosea instructed. You walked right over to the man without hesitation,
"Hi there." You smiled at him giving him the most innocent smile you can concoct.
"Hey there lady," he replied, looking you up and down
"Not going to buy me a drink?" You said with a fake, lady-like giggle. Teasing him. He laughed with you while pulling out his black, falling apart wallet, you see he has plenty of money notes and coins in it and a few rings.
"Get the wallet." You thought to yourself, you knew instantly that's what you wanted and that's what you would get. Time to pull out all the stops. He handed you the drink, it's a beer.
"Thank you love," you replied with a smile, gripping his arm as a thank you, you rub his arm and when you got to his wrist you noticed he's wearing a very fancy watch, it was golden and shimmered in the feeble light of the saloon. You made sure not to look at it for too long. You didn't want him noticing you were showing an interest.
"So what's a pretty lady like you doing in a town like Valentine?" He asked, not that he cared
"Oh you know, just on a little get away, I'm from the city you see." You replied, thinking of the best way to get that wallet. You noticed he tucked it away in his left pocket.
"I could do with a holiday, get away from all the stress." As soon as the words left his mouth, your plan fell perfectly into place.

Time to put on a show

"Ohhh love, why are you stressed? Here let me help." You spoke in a high pitched voice, like you would when speaking to a baby while walking behind him and massaging his back. You squeezed his shoulder blades and pushed the muscle either side of his spine, moving down slowly and carefully, growing ever closer to the wallet. He let out soft moans of relaxation and when you got to the bottom, you twirled him around and with your right hand you grabbed his wallet and tucked it into your back pocket quickly and gracefully.
"Thank you ma'am." He croaked, his voice was raspy and annoying, it hurt your ears to hear him speak, "you're welcome love" you reply, you noticed you still had a grip of his arm, you lowered your hand steadily, so that it was hovering over the watch.
"Oh dear, I'm running late. I'm ever so sorry love, I'm going to have to go." You said with a smile, carefully unbuckling his watch, you leaned in
"See you later." You snagged the watch and hid it in your sleeve. You left him there, confused and annoyed, but not aware he'd just lost thousands of pounds in the space of ten minutes, you walked towards Hosea and he had a massive smile on his face and was shaking his head approvingly. "Well done kid." He spoke confidently while placing a hand on your shoulder and leading out out of the building.
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