Player: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Player: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
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Captain: Hey Stoner can I get a sip of your water?
Stoner : It's not water.
Captain: Vodka, I like your style!
Stoner : It's vinegar.
Captain: Wh-Wha-
Stoner : It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Veteran , in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Player : I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Player: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Veteran, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Player: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Player: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Veteran , cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸś
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The gentleman : Mr.egg, can I talk to you for a second?
Mr.egg: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Mr.cheese are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
The gentleman : What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books. (THIS WAS SO FUCKING ACCURATE )
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Captain: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Player: You're a hazard to society
Veteran: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Captain: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Stoner: You would eat yourself?
Captain: I wouldn't even question it.
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Mother: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
The gentleman : Mind your language!
Mother: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
The gentleman :
Mother: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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