dork behind the camera || ziam

7.0 gay boy bible

"No way Louis. No way."

"Yes way!"

"You're shitting me!"

"I shit you not!"

"Was it really that big?"

"It was!"

"I don't believe you."

"Here I took a picture."

"Show me."

"Look. Huge."

"Damn." Zayn whispers, "Who takes a shit that big then doesn't flush?"

"That's what I'm saying."

"If you two are done," Niall interjects, "Liam and I are trying to enjoy our lunches."

"Liam doesn't mind, right?" Zayn asks.

Liam sighs, "Zayn I like you, but I also like keeping my lunch down."

"You two are no fun," Louis grumbles, "What are we doing this weekend?"

"Oh my God Louis it's winter time." Zayn is suddenly very excited, "Do you know what this means?"

Niall's face lights up too, "It's that time again."

"What time?" Liam asks.

"Liam," Louis asks, "do you own any onesies?"

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"I can't believe you actually had a onesie just lying around."

Liam blushes, "They're comfortable."

Ever heard this one? Five boys are in a living room, one in a polka dot onesie, one in a christmas one, one in a bunny one, one in a penguin one, and one in a gummy bear one.

They're- as Louis says -a whole new level of gay.

"Zayn, onesies are a must in the gay boy bible."

"If there's a book for gay guys it's definitely not a bible." Zayn tells his best friend.

"Pillow pile!" Niall yells, running into the living room and diving into the plethora of pillows on the floor.

Husband pillows, body pillows, couch pillows, neck pillows. Different designs on every single one.

"Man I love loving dick," Niall exclaims, "let's watch the Notebook."

"Do you guys just keep talking about how gay you all are?" Liam asks Zayn.

"Of course. One of the many perks of boys night."

"Notebook, Notebook, Notebook, Notebook." Harry starts chanting.

"Now come on so we can make out in the dark," Zayn tells Liam.

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i rewrote the chapter to something completely different yay. anyway go check out "hello my old heart" please :)