this story legit doesnt even have a plot anymore lmao but enjoy
It's been a month since Zayn and Liam became ZaynandLiam. Usually, a honeymoon phase would be coming to an end soon. But their relationship showed no signs of it.
"You and Liam have been in the honeymoon phase for so long."
"So have you and Harry."
"That's different."
"How so?"
"We don't makeout with eachother every chance we get."
"You used to. Let us have our fun."
"Leeeyuummm!" Zayn yells, strutting into his boyfriend's office, "Leeyum, Leeyum, Leeyum!"
"Yes, my love?" Liam asks sarcastically.
"Let's get moon pies."
Liam looks up from the photos on his desk and raises an eyebrow at Zayn. A moon pie better not be something sexual.
"A moon pie?"
Zayn gasps, "No... don't tell me you don't know what a moon pie is."
Liam shakes his head and the next thing he knows he's being dragged out of his office and down the hallway, "That just won't do!" Zayn shouts.
"Where are we going?"
"Moon pies!"
Liam is dragged through the whole building by his boyfriend who is ignoring his protests.
"Malik!" Carol's voice shouts when the boys are in the lobby, "Just what do you think you're doing?"
Zayn stops with his hand still wrapped around Liam's wrist and looks at Carol,"Liam doesn't know what a moon pie is. I have to fix this."
"No. Payne! Get back to work. You too Malik."
Zayn drags Liam toward the door, "Sorry! This is importanter!"
"Zayn that's not a word."
"Shutup Liam."
• • •
"Oh my God." Liam moans, "How do people get any work done when moon pies exist?! I don't think I can ever go back."
Zayn gapes at the boy infront of him. "What?" Liam asks.
"You just moaned."
"I did."
"I'm turned on."
"That's too bas, isn't it?"
Zayn rolls his eyes and grumbles, continuing to eat his own moon pie, "I introduced youto heaven. The least you could do is make me feel like I'm in it."
"That was clever."
"I know."
Looking up at Liam, Zayn starts to snicker.
"What?" Liam asks, Zayn keeps laughing, "What is it?"
He points at Liam's nose where he managed to get marshmellow from the treat, "You've got uh... somethin'" Liam looks in his phone camera and blushes.
"Oh." he squeaks.
Zayn smiles fondly at him, "So, Liam. I guess you're wondering why I've gathered you here today."
"That sentence didn't make sense."
"Shutup. I've been informed that we are in the 'honeymoon stage' still. So I am proposing that we try to go a day without talking to eachother so we can be a normal couple."
Liam blinks, "What?"
"Tomorrow. We don't talk, we don't interact, unless we absolutely have to. Got it? I think it could be fun."
Liam smirks, "How about, whoever cracks first... has to do whatever the other wants."
"Alright," Zayn nods, "Deal."
"Ah, ah, ah," Liam shakes his finger, "it's a sexual deed."
Zayn flushes red and gulps down the lump in his throat, it's like Liam knows he's going to win, "Okay, um, deal then?"
"Deal."
They shake hands.
• • •
there's gonna be smut soon !!!! (not next chapter tho oops)
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dork behind the camera || ziam
Fanfiction"He said 'hey babe wanna hear a joke?' and I was like 'sure' then he was like 'our relationship' and that was the end of that."
