IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
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LACHLAN X MITCHS DADBYE
- Bren
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"Oi, Mr. Hughes!" I called out at the handsome forty year old, making him turn around to face me. We are both at pax, and I've been hanging around him lately. He's pretty cool, and hot. Like damn. I'd fuck him.
"Sean," He said, "call me Sean."
"Well Sean, Would you mind meeting me in the bathroom?" I said with a smirk, a smile touching his lips. We both walked to the bathroom, entering he same stall.
whEN SUDDENLY I GRABBED A FISH THAT DARUDELY SWAM INTO MY VAGINA AND STUCK IT UP SEANS ASS.
"OH GOD YES OI OI FISH FISH UP MY ASS" SEAN MOANED AS I THRUSTED THW FISH INTO HIM.
"Hello...?" Jerome's voice rang through the bathroom. I stopped fucking Mitch's dad with the fish, poking my head outside of the stall.
"Oh hey Jerome."
"Oh, hey little Lachy. It smells like Mitch's vagina in here so I thought he was in here." He said before leaving, leaving me alone with Mitch's dad.
"JEROME WAS DARUDE SANDSTORM OIOI" I SCREAMED, THRUSTING MY DICK INTO SEANS ASS. HE MOANED LOUDLY.
"OH GOD WHY DO THEY CALL YOU LITTLE LACHY YOU ARENT LITTLE YOUR DICK IS HUGE" SEAN YELLED.
I CUMMED AND THE END.
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- Bren
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