Book of Funny smut (MC)

Poofless

(Preston's pov)

Me and Rob sat on his couch, watching some random ass crap about the history of jobs and shit.

"Rob-dob-flob cant get a job!" I teased Rob once again, knowing it pisses him off. He usually replies with a laugh when we record, but in real life, its a totally different story.

"The only job I can get is a blowjob from you." He said teasingly back, causing me to raise my eyebrows.

"Don't forget about my famouse handies." I said back, winking at him, climbing onto his lap and feeling his erection against my crotch.

"Famouse? I thought I was the only one you gave them too..." He said, puting his hands on my hips.

"Only famouse to your dick..." I replied, putting my hand down his pants. I grabbed his hardness, my cold fingers touching his warm hardenss.

"Im gonna fuck the shit out of you." He said, picking me up and bringing me to his room.

(Shits going down now)

He handcuffed me to the bed, taKING OUT A RAZOR.

"IM ABOUT TO SHAVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!" ROB YELLED, TAKING OUT SHAVING CREAM. HE SPREAD THE CREAM ON MY LEGS AND ARMS.

HE GLIDED THE RAZOR AGAINST MY SKIN, SHAVING ME SOFTLY.

HE SHAVED MY WHOLE BODY, LEAVING ME HAIRLESS. TRASH GRIER WOULD BE PROUD.

"OHMYGOD PRESTON YOUR SO FUCJING HOT I COULD JUS-" HE BEGAN TO SAY BEFORE TURNING INTO A TITAN.

"IM ABOUT TO ATTACK THAT ASS!" HE YELLED, RAMMING HIS GIGANTIC DICK I ME.

I MOANED LOUDLY, GRIPPING THE SHEETS.

"AH-AHhhHH MY ASS! YOUR DICK IS TOO BIG!" I SCREaMED, FEELING MY ASS TEAR.

"sh just let it hapPEN!" HE SAID, gETTING HIT WITH A NAKED MILEY CYRUS ON A WRECKING BALL.

"I CAME IN LIKE A GIANNNT WHORREE!" MILEY SCREECHED, TRYING TO SING.

"yOU JUST KILLED THIS YOUNG MANS LOVER! YOU FUCKBOY!" JEROME YELLED, APPERING WITH MITCH SUCKING HIS diCK.

"NOW WHO IS GONNA FUCK ME?" I YELLED, FEELING TOO AROUSED.

"I WILL YOU HAIRLESS SEXY BEAST!" TRASH GRIER YELLED, cOMING UP TO ME WITH A ONE CENTIMETER DICK.

"wHAT IS THAT? A FUCKING PEANUT?" I ASKED, STARING AT THE SMALL DICK.

"uHM YES!" TRASH REPLIED, GETTIMG PUSHED OUT OF THE WAY BY LACHLAN.

"ILL FUCK YOU PREsTON!" HE YeLLED WOTH HIS sEXY ACCENT, THRUSTINg INTO ME WITH A SEVENTY FOOT DICK.

"aW YES RUB MY NIPPLES WITH MOIST BAGLES!" I MOANED OUT, CUMMING ONTO HIS STOMACH.

"Okay thanks for fucking me Lachy." I said, leaving the room to arange Rob's funeral.

RIP - Died while having sex with Preston, getting hit by Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball.

~ Okay so um... I saw this white power in a line in my bathroom along with a straw so I just sniffed it up and this happened. ~ Brendon