Of book of smut basically, not just any smut, FUNNY SMUT! :D
Hope to give you a good chuckle with these hilarious but dirty, little stories of Smut.
Ships may very, I don't promise to do them all.
( Read at you own risk, contains very adult things...
This is what I do when I'm supposed to be sleeping.
Oh well, onto the story about Mitch taking Jerome's giant cock in the ass
(Mitch's pov)
"Its pretty sad Jess and Alanna couldn't make it to pax..." Jerome said, throwing his suitcase on the floor of the hotel room. Jerome and I thought since our girlfriends can't come, we'd share a hotel room. Well, Jerome's girlfriend. I bit my cheek, thinking about Jess. She broke up with me yesterday, stating that my dick was to small.
"Uh... yeah... about that..." I mumbled under my breath, setting my suitcases down as well. Jerome stopped unzipping one of his duffle bags, looking up to me with his eyebrows furrowed.
"What about it?" He asked, walking over to the bed and patting on it. I scratched my neck, sitting next to Jerome. I bit my lip, looking up to Jerome's face. He stared at me with his brown cocoa eyes, confusion etched in his features. I sighed, looking down at the floor.
"Um... Jess broke up with me actually," I mumbled, glancing back at Jerome. Sympathy was spread across his face, as he leaned his body closer to mine to embrace me in a hug.
"I'm sorry Biggums," He mumbled, resting his chin on my shoulder, his hands patting my back as he continued, "But why did she break up with you?"
My face burned up when he asked, my teeth sinking into my lip once again.
"Um... She said my uh... dick wasn't big enough..." I mumbled under my breath, watching as Jerome's eyes looked down to my crotch than back at me.
"Oh..." He mumbled, his face tinting pink as well, "I don't think its that bad... Here, let me take a look."
His hands found its way onto my crotch, unbuttoning my jeans, then pulling the zipper down. Is Jerome taking my pants off?!?
"W-What are you doing!" I shouted, swatting at his hands and jumping to my feet. My pants ended up falling to the floor, Jerome standing up and walking to me. (What the hell am I writing)
"I was just gonna check how big your di-"
"But we're both guys!" I interrupted, pushing him away. He chuckled, getting on his knees and grabbing my legs. He nuzzled his head onto my clothed crotch, sucking on my erection through my boxers.
"J-Jerome..." I purred, watching as he tugged down my boxers. He smiled, looking at my erection.
"See, that's not to small... five inches? That's normal."
I bit my lip as he licked the tip of my cock. I shuddered slightly, my heart beat racing.
He licked around my tip, sucking on it slightly before pushing his head down, covering my shaft in saliva. The warmness of his mouth gave me an overwhelming feeling, my body heating up.
"O-Oh god Jerome... This is wrong... b-but it feels so right..."
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Hello everyone. LMAO I HATE THIS, I logged into my Wattpad account like 4 years later ALMOST 5 and I see this shit on my drafts and I just can't believe I wrote this when I was 14/15, AND YALL ATE THAT SHIT UP LMAO it's ok 😳 at least I don't run from my past like CERTAIN PEOPLE FROM CALIFORNIA, @ ZACK LMAO Anyways to like the 5 people who wanted another smut story UH there you go, one 5 years in the making and I literally edited it rn because I'm bored ;) Everyone reading my shits, I can't believe y'all find those entertaining but I'm sure some of y'all definitely smiled and had laughs so I'm glad for that, enjoy the new year everyone! Don't run from your past no matter how embarrassing LMAO Peace everyone, I will never write another one of these again so don't even look forward to another one this was a one time thing. Have a wonderful life to the 5 readers that read this lmao
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