iTS VALENTINES DAY 💅
( Only like a week late smh it's the thought that counts tho ;)
THAT MEANS I GET TO BE ALL ALONE WATCHING NETFLIX, eATING PIZZA AND GRUNTING AT ANY COUPLES I SEE KISSING IN PUBLIC
except if it's Mitch and Jerome kissing in public, damn I would eNCOURAGE THAT ;D
Okokkk
Smut heart crazy ass shit style
*Opens pink smutty burn book and starts from page 6699*
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❤️ ( 3RD Person POV ) ❤️
"Damn Jerome I'm in the mood for some, long, thick, juicy popsicles right about now" said one of the males laying one the couch named Mitch
The other male stared at him, named Jerome, with wide eyes
"Well.. What flavor..." Said Jerome as he slightly blushed
"JEROME FLAVORED" SAID MITCH POUNCING ON JEROME LIKE A HORNY ASS LION READY FOR SEX
"WELL SHIT GOD YOURE A HORNY MONKEY" SAID JEROME AS HE TRIED TO KEEP IN MOANS WHILE MITCH NIBBLED ON HIS NECK
MITCH TOOK OFF HIS CLOTHES, LIKE ALL OF THEM, IN ONE SWIFT MOVEMENT BC FANFICTIONS
JEROME STARED AT MITCHS TINY 4 INCH DICK AND STARTED LAUGHING
"wHAT WEVE FUCKED BEFORE SO WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?" Said MITCH WITH A CONFUSED LOOK
"ITS NEVER BEEN THAT SMALL, OMG DID YOU USE STEROIDS FOR THAT SIX PACK THAT DIDNT EVEN LAST" SAID JEROME, AMUSED
"STFU GAYROME, I ASSURE YOU-"
Mitch was INTERRUPTED
BY CUPID! YAYAY
"It seems to me you guys have a small dicko problem" said Cupid in a voice like red velvet cake
"Cupid WTF IM AVERAGE SIZED" SCREAMED MITCH CLEARLY NOT LIKING PEOPLE OFFENDING HIS LIL DICK
Just then, Adam and Ty looked through the window and saw MITCH NAKED
"HAHAHAHAH LIL DICK NIGGA" SAID TY AND ADAM IN UNISON POINTING AT MITCHS DICK AND THEN THEY BOTH STARTED MAKING OUT LIKE THE WORLD WAS GONNA END
"Mitch its finnne, here I'll fix it" said Cupid aiming his arrow at Mitchs dick and shooting straight at it
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"cUPID WTF" then magically, MITCHS dick grew, aLMOST THE SIZE OF JEROMES
"My work here is dONE BITCHES" said Cupid as he sprinkled magic ass dust on himself and disappeared
"Mitch, you're still one inch less than me, (6.9 miles) which means YOU STILL BOTTOM YOU LITTLE WHORE" sAid Jerome AS HE POUNCED ON MITCH AND STUCK HIS 7 MILE DICK INSIDE HIM
"THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS BUT I LOVE IT" sAID MITCH AS JEROME TRUSTED AWAY
MOANS AND TEARS FILLED THE NIGHT
"wait JEROME STOP" said Mitch abruptly.
Jerome stopped and looked at him confused
"Bitch I was gonna cum now wtf do you want" said jerome
"we forgot it's valentines days SO WE NEED VALENTINE BUTTSEX" Said MITCH EXCITEDLY
"OK IM NOT HAVING BUTTSEX WITH THAY CRAZY VALENTINE BITCH, SHE LIKE TRIED TO KILL US" SAID JEROME WAVING HIS HANDS LOKE CRAZY
( if you get that I love you )
"NOT THAT BITCH ASS, I MEANT THIS" Said Mitch as he pulled out some strawberry lube
"hELLYES" said JEROME AND MITCH AS THEY BOTH COVERED THENSELVES IN STRAWBERRY LUBE
JEROME SLID INSIDE MITCH WITH EASE NOW
BOTH OF THE MALES PANTING AND SWEATING WHILE GLISTENING IN THE LIGHT AND SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES
"Mitch I'm gonna CUMMMM" said Jerome as he pulled out and cummed on Mitchs back
( the pull out game is strong with this one )
MITCH THEN TURNED AROUNF ON HIS BACK AND ALSO CAME
BUT HE CAME CHOCOLATE CUM BC VALENTINES DAY
JEROME AND MITCH PULLED OUT STRAWBERRIES OUT OF MITCHS MAN-GINA AND STarted EATING CUM CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES HURRAY
THE END
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SOO,
💁 I'm a crazy ass bitch if I wanna
Kk hope I ruined what little innocence you had left bye
~ JAMESSS
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Book of Funny smut (MC)
FanficOf book of smut basically, not just any smut, FUNNY SMUT! :D Hope to give you a good chuckle with these hilarious but dirty, little stories of Smut. Ships may very, I don't promise to do them all. ( Read at you own risk, contains very adult things...
