Book of Funny smut (MC)

Someone call Vikktoria, because his secret is out :0

IDk ok,
It's like almost 1am and I refuse to do any homework so I'll just write some fucking smut because why the hell not.
Plus you horny pandas want more smut so might as well.
K
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*Vikk's POV*

I am thy owner of my new clothing line called 'Vikktorias secret' made specifically for my fellow gay man looking for that sexy underwear and sexy toys for playing.

But alas, I am not thy gay man, or that's what I tell the public, for I am embarrassed to come out of thy closet, but that all changed one day when I was working behind the counter and two men, looking like a couple, walked in

They were both very handsome, the shorter one of the two had a smexy ass beard, a slightly large but cute af nose, and spiked hair, the tallest one had messy brown sex hair, a nice smile and muscles I can see from that undershirt he was wearing

"Ooo hallo and welcome to Vikktorias secret, where the gay man cums first, how may I help you?"

"Yes, this cutie right here likes kinky shit and we would like to buy some gear" Said the shorter man

"Jerome wtf just tell the whole world what turns me on you fucking cum dumpster" Said the taller man, obviously annoyed

"Well it's fine, we all have thy kinks, I will lead you to them my friends" I said as I stepped from behind the counter and started walking towards the 'fetish' section of thy store, the two males right behind me

"And may I please ask what are thy names?" I said as we still kept walking

"Im Jerome, and the guy with the kinky shit fetish is Mitch" said the bearded man named Jerome

"Jerome, I swear to god I will stick my dick up your ass this time" said Mitch, slightly blushing

"Hmm, what dick Mitch?" Said Jerome, playfully punching Mitch in the shoulder.

We have now arrived at the fetish section, filled with leather straps, ropes, whips, mouth gags, and handcuffs.

"We have a wide variety of kinky shit, please look for your favorite one" I said stepping aside, letting them see the items

After a few minutes, they chose some handcuffs and rope, and they brought their items to the counter

"I see thy gentleman choose very wisely" I said scanning the handcuffs

"Well, I wanted to go all out, with whips and burning candle wax all over my smooth body, but Jerome wanted to start simple" said Mitch, stopping himself as he knew he was saying to much

"Ok whale den, thy total is 36.69 dollars please" I said, trying not to make things awkward

Jerome nodded and reached into his pocket, I eyed his big bulge coming out of his sweat pants, I'd love to suck thy cock

Then I looked to Mitch, who also had a bulge, tho not as bigeth as Jerome's, but still pretty large.

Then, thy idea popped into my head.

"You know, I offer thy gentleman a special offer" I said with a smug smile

"Ooookay.. What's the offer?" Said Mitch, very interested on what I was gonna say

"If thy want to, then I suggest we have sexy sex time because hormones, and the kinky shit will come free" I said with a smirk

Jerome and Mitch looked at each other, then they nodded

"hEll yeah! LETS GO FUCK EACHOTHER SENSELESS" said Mitch running to the back of the store, Jerome quickly behind him

I followed them and lead them to a little corner no one notices, we can fuck here

"Okay gentleman, thou must be naked, so remove thy clothing from your homosapien skin" I said trying to sound sexy, which alas, didn't work

Mitch and Jerome got naked in 3.1415 seconds, their dicks clearly showing, Jerome had the bigger one while Mitch wasn't as big

"Ok so, change in plans, I'm not that horny tbh like damn you guys came when I just masturbaited to Calum hood's earthworm nudes, so I'll film thou having sexysexy sexiness sex, alright?" I said, getting my very expensive camera from France and started recording, wee wee

Jerome and Mitch shrugged and IMMEDIATELY started making out, Jerome pushed Mitch against the wall, rubbing their cocks on each other

"God Mitch, no matter how much I kiss ye, the fireworks never go away" said Jerome as he started moving to Mitch's neck, and started sucking out

"Fuck.. Jerome that was cute.... Now fUck me" moaned Mitch as Jerome obeyed and picked up Mitch

Jerome pushed Mitch's back to the wall, while Mitch's legs wrapped around Jerome's waist, his 7 mile dick already aligned with Mitch's asshole

"Ready Mitch?" Asked Jerome

"I'm always ready for your dick inside me" Said Mitch as he tightened his grip around Jerome's neck

"Alright, FOR NAARNIAA" SCREAMED JEROME AS HE STUCK HIS BIG DICK INSIDE MITCH

MITCH MOANED SO LOUDLY THE GROUND SHOOK, BUT I KEPT ON RECORDING FOR THE GREATER GOOD

"That's nice, go on, keep fucking thy white ass" I said, hand motioning Jerome to go faster

And faster they went, Jerome trusted into Mitch so quickly, his hips were a blur, Mitch kept on moaning and moaning, digging his nails into Jerome's back

"Jeerome.. Augh~ I'm cloose" Moaned Mitch as his dick erupted with cum, painting his and Jerome's stomachs white

"Damn Mitch, that was hot" said Jerome as he pulled out of Mitch

Mitch kneeled on the floor in front of Jerome, while he jerked his dick infront of his face

"Mitch... Say those words in close" moaned Jerome as he closed his eyes, waiting for Mitch to say those specific words that make him cum each time

"Gimme your Oprah water Jayrome" said Mitch in a husky voice

"aUGHH~ FUCCCK" moaned Jerome as he cummed all over Mitch's face, some even got on his eyes

"oKAY, that's a wrap!" I said as I stopped recording

Mitch and Jerome we're currently spooning on the floor, looking into each others eyes

"We're gonna stay here a while, goddDAMN that was some good sex" said Mitch and he buried his head into Jerome's neck, while Jerome had a satisfying smile

"Ok, suit thyself, I'll go upload this to Pornhub, and make money bye" I said as I ran out the door into my office to upload the buttsex

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Later that night, the Merome buttsex was uploaded to pornhub, IN IMAX 3D and it had 4.5 billion views, mostly because of the fangirls that were watching the sex tape, BUT VIKK DIDNT CARE BECAUSE IT GAVE HIM MONEY THE END

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Idk about you, but I'll be one of those 4.5 billion who watches the Merome sex tape, because life

K bye, I literally had no idea what I wrote
- Jamesss