Book of Funny smut (MC)

'Tis the season to be horny

Hello my fellow people
*pushes glasses up*
*crosses legs*
*sits on a grandpa chair in front of a fireplace with my pajamas*

I, old man James, will tell you the story of a faithful Christmas not too long ago, the story of buttsex Christmas time with Mitch and Jerome
HAHA my favorite OTP

*opens dusty ass book and begins reading from page 69*

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🎅 Jerome's POV 🎅

"I want you for Christmas Mitchell" I whispered as Mitch just asked me what I wanted for Christmas at the mall

"What Jerome?"

"OH LOOK AT THAT STORE IT HAS SALES" I said trying to change to subject

"Jerome that's vikktorias secret, we don't work there anymore you stupid jag" sighed Mitch as a brief memory came back of the pack working there and having lots of secret buttsex

( but that's another story ;))
( PS Camille you write that ok? Good)

"Now what do you want for Christmas" said Mitch as he crossed his arms waiting for an answer

"You already got it for me, it's at home I know it is" I said with a smug smile

Mitch didn't get it and just shrugged,

"Ok, but don't complain that I have more presents than you" said Mitch with a giggle

"Can we go home now? My stomach kinda hurts" I said holding my stomach and pretending it's hurting

"Ok sure, I'm hungry anyways" said Mitch as he started walking towards the exit

I couldn't help but stare at that round ass of his as he walked, the way it moved as he took a step, the way it looked huge in his sweat pants.

It made me hard..
The things I'd do to that ass

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"MITCH I MADE A NEW CHRISTMAS SONG" I screamed when Mitch began eating his lunch at home

"Ok what is it?" Said Mitch, trying to chew on his meat he was eating

( that won't be the only meat ;))

"OK HERE IT GOES"
ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME:
FIIIVE STDDDDS,
FOUR CUM SLUTS,
THREE FRENCH MEN,
TWO LARGE DILDOS,
AND ALOT OF CUM, IN MY ASSHOLE.

"Wow Jerome that was... Something" said Mitch, looking disturbed

"Well you clearly enjoyed it, look at that boner" I said pointing to a tent in his pants

"Well.. I.. Uh.." Mitch said panicking, blushing in the process

I got up and put my finger on his lips

"SHSHSHSHS CHILD, Im a magician, and I can make that boner disappear" I said seductively

Mitch moaned in response.

"Jerome.. Just fuck me..." Said Mitch, with lust filling his eyes

I laughed, and I stepped away from a whimpering Mitch

"Mitch, you're my Christmas present and I can't open ( dat ass ) until it's 12 because that's how Christmas works!" I said with a smug smile

Mitch sighed, and got up from the chair and walked towards me, his clothed erection touching my thigh

"Ok fine, but just so you know.. you'll regret making me wait" said Mitch with a grin as he slapped my ass and walked away into his room

I gave it no thought and just shrugged it off
Oh but I was wrong
So very wrong.