Book of Funny smut (MC)

Viganaaa

This is gonna be funnn ;)

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~ James

* Mitch's POV

Me and Jess were at a hotel, and after 4 years of us dating, I felt I was finally ready for me to propose to her, I picked out her ring special for her, it has a blue-green gem on it, her favorite color.

Jess was getting ready in the bathroom, we were going out to the hotels 5-star restaurant, I plan on proposing to her there.

"Mitchyy, I'm ready!" Said Jess as she stepped out the bathroom, my breath was taken away, her hair straighten and in a lovely red dress, she had high heels matching the dress as well, God I fucking love her so much.

"You look... Amazing..." I said, still trying to catch my breath, she giggled

"Aww thanks.. You look handsome as always" said Jess, as she winked, she grabbed her purse from the couch and smiled.

"Well let's get going" I said as I offered her my hand, she gladly accepted it and we walked out the door.

As we were walking to the elevators, my phone ringed.

"You go ahead babe, I have to take this call" I said, Jess nodded and went straight ahead.

I reached into my pocket, and it was Jerome calling me, I quickly answered.

"Hey Jerome, what's up biggums?"

"Hey baby.."

"You ok..? You sound a little drunk"

"I'm fine baby, but I'm missing you so much right now, please mitchy come visit me?"

I sighed.

"Jerome, you're obviously drunk, now when you're all sober, you come visit my hotel, because I'm busy"

I told him my hotel room number, and made him write it down because in his drunk state, he'll forget.

"Bye Jerome"

"Bye bæ" said Jerome in that deep seductive voice that makes me question my sexuality.

I put my phone away and went into the elevator, Jess was waiting and smiled on my arrival

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We entered the fancy smancy dancing restaurant, and we sat down on our reserved table.

( don't judge my restaurant names )

The waiter came immediately, he was wearing a tuxedo, along with sunglasses and a black tie, he seemed to be wearing make up? It was pretty obvious.. He was hiding his face a lot also.

"May I take your order?" Said the waiter in a deep voice that sounded very fake, like he was hiding his real voice, this guy seemed pretty sketchy to me.

But Jess didn't seem to notice at all, she was looking at the menu the whole time

"I would like a Nicole salad, with some caracal crazy red wine, and a medium rare steak for two" said Jess

"Will that be it?" Said the waiter

"Oh no, that's all for me, Mitch still needs to order his food" said Jess with a smile.

"I uh- would just like the special please" I said, not wanting anything that will fill me, I was very nervous because I need to find the right moment to propose

"Ok, your food will take just a few minutes, Chao" Said the waiter hurrying off to the kitchen

"Mitch.. You know how babies are made right?" Said Jess in an awkward tone