Book of Funny smut (MC)

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Hia bitches
Its Brendon
This should be great
I've never written straight smut sO
I mean I've watched straight porn and literally said ew

WOULDNT IT HURT TO HAVE A TEN INCH DICK INSIDE YOU WHEN THE VAGINA IS ONLY FOUR INCHES AND CAN BE STRETCHED

JFC

Anyway, to the story of Jerome and his first encounter with Alanna's crusty vagina

IM SORRY OHMYGOD

(Also read the whole thing, the endings great)

(Jerome's pov)

I roughly pressed Alanna against the wall, holding her hands above her head. She looked into my eyes with a seductive look, her plump pink lips seperated slightly. I closed my eyes, leaning in to kiss her again.

I moved our spot to the bed, Alanna climbing onto the bed. Her blonde curls spread onto the bed as she laid down, her legs moved apart so I could lay in middle of her thighs. I climbed on top of her body, staring into her beautiful brown eyes as she breathed deeply, her hands on my sides.

I smirked, connecting our lips for a small kiss before continuing on to her neck. I placed small kisses here and there, sucking on some spots to leave a purpleish mark on her pale skin.

"Mmm... Jerome..." Alanna moaned breathlessly, tugging at the hem of my shirt. A smirk found its way to my face, as I pulled my shirt off, throwing it else where in the room. Alanna was unzipping her pants, not even bothering with her shirt.

She successfully pulled her pants off, allowing me to slip off her panties. Alanna's face brightened up pink as she spread her legs, allowing me to see what is in between them.

"W-What is that? It looks different than Mitch's..." I asked, pointing at the thing in middle of her legs. She furrowed her eyebrows, looking down at her thing.

"... a vagina?" She questioned, making me eyes widen. I've heard of this magical thing, vagina. Its where the dick goes for straight sex, and its where babies pop out of.

"I... um," I mumbled, looking down at what used to be an erecetion, "My boner just went soft, I guess I really am gay..."

"God dammit Jerome."

~ I FEEL GREAT. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. IM SORRY. ITS LATE AND IM TIRED. GOODNIGHT BITCHES. ~ Bren