HIA
ITS 3AM
ENJOY
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(Mitch's pov)
"You like it deep?" Jerome growled in my ear, thrusting into me. I let out a raspy moan, my throat already hurting from the amount of screaming and moaning I've done. My fingers latched onto the sheets as he pounded into me. I could feel his dick stretching my walls as he continued to thrust into me, deeper and deeper.
"Oh God, Yes daddy!" I nearly screeched. I gripped onto the sheets harder as he moved inside of me. He hovered over my body as he fucked me, his bare chest on mine.
"Mmmm baby, you're so tight..." Jerome groaned against my neck, breathing deeply. I bit my lip, shutting my eyes tightly as he hit my G-spot, a broken moan leaving my mouth.
"F-Fuck me harder!" I found myself screaming, "Yes... oh god yes Jerome!"
"diD I HEAR POSH LIFE CLOTHING?" RYAN SCREAMED, RUNNING INTO THE ROOM NAKED.
"NO YOU BITH GET OUT IM FUCKING MITCH!!" JEROME YELLED BACK.
"bUT POSH LIFE CLOTHING!" RYAN SCREECHED, THROWING JEROME DOWN ON THE BED. RYAN SLAMMED INTO JEROME, MAKING JEROME SQUEEL.
"IM THE MILK MAN JEROME!" RYAN YELLES, CUMMING INTO JEROME CUZ WE ALL KNOW RYANS SMALL DICK DOESNT LAST LONG.
"HEY MITCH! GUESS WHAT? ITS THE MILK MAN, ISNIDE YOUR ASS!!!" RYAN SCREAMED LIKE A DINOSAUR, FUCKING MITCH IN THE ASS.
"ryAN STOP OH MY GOD I DONT WANT YOUR MILK!!" mITCH SAID, PUSHING RYAN AWAY.
"BUT IM THE MILK MAN, YEAH YEAH!" HE SANG, STUFFING HIS SMALL DICK INTO MITCHS MOUTH AND GIVING HIM HIS MILK.
"POSHLIFE CLOTHING!"
RYAN STUFFED A POSH LIFE SHIRT RIGHT UP JEROMES ASS.
"posH LIFE CLOTHONF!™™™ZZ!!"
HE SHOVED A BAJANCANADIAN HOODIE UP MITCHS ASS.
"POSH LIFE FUCKING CLOTHING"
HE SAID, WATCHING AS A YOUNG BOY NAMED BRENDON, SIT IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM (WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY FILMING THE MEROME BUTTSEX) TAKING A GUN AND SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE FACE.
"Wow. I spent all that time in here when I could've beEN BUYING A POSH LIFE SHIRT!" Ryan screamed one last time.
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YUP.
THATS IT FOLKS
THATS HOW I FEEL ABOUT RYAN.
- Brendon
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Book of Funny smut (MC)
FanfictionOf book of smut basically, not just any smut, FUNNY SMUT! :D Hope to give you a good chuckle with these hilarious but dirty, little stories of Smut. Ships may very, I don't promise to do them all. ( Read at you own risk, contains very adult things...
