Book of Funny smut (MC)

Trick or Treat! Or buttsex?

still James here :), or Jamie, or Jaymes WHATEVER ITS STILL THAT CRAZY BOY WHO WANTS TWO DUDE TO HAVE SEX, IM NORMAL

Anywhore, I know I have another smut back there, BUT I WANTED TO DO A HALLOWEEN SMUT FIRST, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HOLIDAYS, WOT!
This one will be silly as I can make it, ;) Kk enjoy.

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( 3rd person POV )

"TRICK OR TREAT, MITCH BITCH" squealed Jerome as his best friend opened the door when Jerome knocked

"Aha, Jerome your a little early to the Halloween party, Like it starts in 5 hours" said Mitch, inviting Jerome in his house

Jerome was already in costume,
'A slutty bacca'
Complete with a thong and bra, and cherry red lipstick all over Jerome's 'fur'

"I JUST WANNA SPEND TIME WITH MY MITCH BITCH" Screamed Jerome, already eyeing the bowl full of candy on the counter

"WOULD YOU STOP SCREAMING? The neighbors are gonna think stuff" said Mitch, his voice squeaking at the end

Jerome froze

"But mitcccch" said Jerome in a child's voice
"I wanna plaaaaay"

Mitch grunted
"Stop doing that, now we have to get everything set up for th-"
Mitch was cut off by Jerome rIPPING his pants

"JEROME MY FUCKING SPONGEBOB PANTS, THEY WERE MY FAVORITE" Said Mitch in agony

Jerome ignore him, he was looking directly at Mitch's 'tootsie roll'

Then, he had an idea.

"HEY MITCH" said Jerome, while Mitch was still fussing over his spongeboob pants

"WHAT JERO-" again, Mitch was cut off by Jerome, this time, Jerome stuck in a 6.8-inch lollipop from the candy bowl, in Mitch's ass

"FUUUCK" moaned Mitch, Jerome was obviously pleased with himself

"You like that pumpkin spice lollipop in your ass?"

"Yess- I can taste the pumpkin spice from my ass- I feel like sUCH a white girl" said Mitch, struggling to speak

Jerome started thrusting the lollipop into Mitch's ass, earning moans and grunts here and there

This turned on Jerome so much, his dick started getting harder and harder, until finally, his dick ripped right through the bacca suit he was wearing

"Mitch.. I'm so fucking turned on, I'm sorry, but you're not gonna walk tomorrow" said Jerome with a smug smile, as he removed the rest of his bacca suit

"What- do you m-mean?" Said Mitch nervously

Jerome pulled out the pumpkin spice lollipop from Mitch ass and threw it out the window, hitting skylox having buttsex in the backyard
( BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY )

"IM SO SORRY MITCH!" SCREAMED JEROME AS HE SHOVED HIS 17-INCH DICK INSIDE MITCH

"JAAAAYROME!!!" Screamed Mitch with pain, well no shit he was feeling pain, A FUCKING 17INCH DICK WAS INSIDE HIM, AND IT WAS THICK AS A VCR

"TRICK"
- THRUST
"OR"
-THRUST
"TREAT"
-THRUST
Said Jerome, while Mitch was still screaming in pain

"GODDAMIT JEROME, HOW DOES LOUISE HANDLE YOUR FUCKING MONSTROSITY" Screamed Mitch, his ass still being pounded, he swore he saw blood coming out of his ass

"OH SHE DIDNT HANDLE IT, SHES IN THE HOSPITAL MITCH, IN A COMA" Said Jerome, Mitch started crying like Niagra falls

"I WANNA LIIIVE" SCREAMED MITCH AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS

"FUCK YOUR ASS IS SO TIGHT" SCREAMED JEROME IN PLEASURE, THRUSTING HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE, JEROME GRABBED MITCHS 7.5 DICK WITH HIS HAND AND STARTED RUBBING IT

"JERomE, RUBBING MY DICK WONT CHANGE THE FACT THAT I MIGHT DIE FROM THIS SHIT" said Mitch, starting to get a little angry

Just as Jerome was about object, something interrupted them,
IT WAS JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING.

"JACK, HEELP ME" SCREAMED MITCH.

Jack just sighed,
"Oh Mitch, what have you've gotten into, oh well, I'll help" said Jack as he reached into his skull and pulled some colorful looking dust

"SPRINKLE SPRINKLE, TREASURE MEASURE, MAKE MITCHS ASS FILLED WITH PLEASURE" SAID JACK AS HE SPRINKLED THE DUST ONTO MITCHS BODY

"Oh?.... OHHH HOly SHIIIT.. Jerome....fuuuck.." Moaned Mitch, as somehow the pumpkin king made Mitch get pleasure from Jerome's monster dick.

"My work here is done." Said Jack, he reached into his pants and pulled out a Setosolace having buttsex, and fLEW AWAY, RIDINGG ON THEM.

"Jerome... Fuck... Go faster.."
Moaned Mitch,

"Whatever you say captain" said Jerome with a smug smile,

He went faster, and fucking faster, until he went so fast, Jerome's thrusting a looked like a blur, due to the high speed.

"AW FUCK MITCH, IM GONNA-" moaned Jerome, AS HE CUMMED INSIDE MITCH, ovERFLOWING HIS ASSHOLE, ALL THE CUM LEAKING OUT OF IT

"FUCCCK.... Jerome... I can feel you filling me up... It's so hot." Moaned Mitch, then, Jerome's grunts and moans were pushing him over the edge

Jerome grabbed Mitch's dick once more, and rubbed it as fast as he could, Mitch moaning with delight

"Jerome... I'm so close-" said Mitch, as he cummed over Jerome hand and on the floor, a lot of cum, bUCKETS OF CUM ON THE DAMN FLOOR

Jerome fell on Mitch, all tired from their wierd, yet satisfying sex.

"I love you Mitch bitch" said Jerome softly as he cuddled against Mitch's chest.

"Love you too... Even if my legs are probably broken by now" said Mitch as he tightly hugged Jerome.

Just as they were drifting off to sleep.....

"rAnDOM dAnCiNG" said a random voice

THEN THE WHOLE CAST OF ICARLY CAME OUT WITH BLINKING LIGHTS AND THEY STARTED DANCING

"wHAT THE FUCK" SAID MITCH, ANNOYED BY THIS SHIT

"oh look! Buttsex just happened here!" Said Sam from the iCarly crew

"HURRY, TAKE A PICTURE FREDDY" cried Carly from the Icarly crew (no shit)

FREDDY TOOK A PICTURE OF JEROME AND MITCH LAYING ON THE GROUND NAKED, CUDDLING ON A PILE OF CUM, ISNT THAt CUTE?
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Later that night, the picture was posted on the internet and we all died be caused Merome,

EL FIN

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Wow, I'm so fucking messed up, why am I not in a mental hospital yet?

Anyways, hope you enjoyed? Idk if I want you to enjoy this... EHHH

HAPPY HALLOWEEN,
BYE BITCH. ✌️👋