The Operation

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TIME: 4:43PM

Phone rings

Wubbox
WHO DARES TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE SUPREME LEADER?

Screemu
S-sorry dad, just reminding you to go to Tympa's for your operation, he'll make you feel all better!

Wubbox
You best not be fibbing boy! My orb is starting to feel like the texture of passion fruit! And that's no good! Right I'm off to tympa's, he better not be another disappointment child. Goodbye peasant!

Call ends

Wubbox
Stupid screemu trying to boss me about telling me to go to a mechanic to make me feel better... whatever! I'll go, I may get a lollipop from that!

Wubbox heads to the mechanics

Wubbox
Out of my way peasants! I'm the most important here I should get what I need fixed first!

Receptionist (Sooza)
Muffled noises

Wubbox
Sorry I don't speak Knock-off Pompom haha- wait I do I was talking to Hoola before damn it!

Sooza
More muffled noises

Wubbox
Alright listen I don't care what you're trying to say I can't understand you, take that... whatever kind of brass instrument that is off of you and then I'll be able to understand. How did you even get this job?

Text to Speecb
Your appointment is at 5'oclock it's currently 4:54 you're going to have to wait for a few minutes.

Wubbox
So you're using text to speech now? Is that instrument stuck on you?

Text to Speech
Yes

Wubbox
How do you eat? Strange person, anyway, I don't care. I am Wubbox, I do not have to wait around like some sort of lower class! I demand the room or I'll have you exiled to...... i don't know actually... JUST TELL ME WHERE I NEED TO BE

Text to Speech
Just go into the room behind me

Wubbox
This better be done quickly! I don't have much time I have... stuff... to do!

Wubbox enters the mechanic's room

Tympa
Hello Master Wubbox.

Wubbox
Hello my kin! If this operation is successful, which it WILL BE, I will only declare you as a semi-failure! Got that?

Tympa
Yes....Just lay down here, I'm going to have to power you off whilst I do this.

Wubbox
YOU DARE TRY TO SLAY THE MIGHTY-

Switch

Tympa
I do not know how anyone has not just tried that before, let's just get this over with.... Alright taking these things out of his orb... let's get out the tool that I need for this...

Tympa selects comically sized tweezers

Tympa
Haha the tweezers are big... I better get these things out now.

On impact of putting the tweezers into the orb, there is a huge explosion and Tympa is blown across the room, as well as the objects lodged in Wubbox's orb

Tympa
What the.... Alright that's not good.... But I got the job done and got the things out! I'm going to have to hope he still works here or I'll be in trouble with rare Wubbox.

Switch

Tympa
Come on....

Wubbox
Wakes up

Tympa
Phew!

Wubbox
Who dared to touch my orb?

Tympa
..Shrubb?

Wubbox
First he takes my lollipop and now this? I used to only verbally abuse, but now I'm adding physical to that, now that I've been awakened after all that junk has been thrown out of my orb, I now realise that forever I have been meant to eat monsters, that's how I've awakened, that's how I will fall, eating monsters. For now, you live, for awakening the true me, but now, I kill, starting off with Shrubb, he's done too many things that have made me HATE HIM!

Tympa
o-ok master Wubbox of wublin island!

Wubbox
DO NOT call me that ever again! From now on, call me Master Wubbox, of the WORLD!......... no dramatic thuds? Really? Whatever, I'll eat you when the time has come, I'm off for some REVENGE!

Wubbox busts a hole through the buildings wall and begins his rampage

Tympa
I should call Screemu...

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