A Trainwreck

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Noggin
I'm going to miss living here.. let's say bye to our home potbelly, we may not see it again....

Potbelly
I'll miss getting free stuff from oaktapus... oh well, Kevin foundation has me set for the rest of my life, let's get going.

The group arrives at the train station, the place is completely in ruins already with moss completely surrounding certain trains

Tweedle 
How has this happened so early?

Noggin
It's moss tweedle, do you know how quickly that stuff spreads? It's why epic quarrister died!

Tweedle
I hate plant island do you think I know this stuff? Let's just get on a train that hasn't been devoured by moss and get the hell out of here! I don't like it!

Noggin
Oh quit whining we'll get on a train now. Just got to break open one of the doors.

Potbelly
How are we going to do that?

Mammott
I know!

Mammott throws noggin at a door and it breaks

Noggin
You're lucky I'm a rock and I didn't feel anything! Otherwise... ok you're lucky I'm nice.

Mammott
Yeah that's why I threw you onto the door because you're a rock!

The group get onto the train

Noggin
Ok I'll get into the conductors cart, you three just sit back and.. relax? I don't know.

The train gets moving

Noggin
And we're off!

They leave the station and are taken into a grassy plains area..

Potbelly
I sure do hope Oaktapus is ok, I haven't saw him since Wubbox arrived...

Mammott
Just imagine you're saving the world for him!

Potbelly
Ok, I guess I will- AAAAGH

Several monsters break into the building

Drumpler
You're getting hijacked!

Potbelly
Oh never mind.

Punkleton
We want your hands where we can see them!

Mammott
HE'S REAL?!

Potbelly
Only one of us has hands! And it's not me so I guess I get spared on this one-

Tweedle
NOGGIN GET HERE PLEASE!!

Drumpler
Wait noggin?

Noggin
Hey guys- drumpler get off of the train

Punkleton
Oh-ho-ho little noggin, drumpler isn't getting off of the train anytime soon, infact, you'll be the one getting took off of the train! T-Rox get them!

T-Rox
Looks like little noggin isn't the toughest rock on the block anymore!

Noggin
I know quarrister exists you don't have to tell me again. Drumpler, what is this?

Drumpler
AREN'T YOU SCARED?

Noggin
Do any of us look scared?.. apart from tweedle.

Tweedle
I'm as nervous as can be anyway this has piled onto it you can't blame me!

Noggin
Yeah yeah ok.. anyway, what do you guys want?

Drumpler
Well, we wanted to get away from the rubble that is plant island, so.. we got onto the only train that wasn't covered in moss! But it turns out you were on here.. and I HATE you now noggin, goons get 'em!

Punkleton
You're gonna feel it now punk!

Punkelton attempts to punch potbelly, misses and hits a wall on the train

Potbelly
How do you miss a plant in a pot? I mean really that's just sad-

Punkelton grabs potbelly by the stem and pulls him out of the fish bowl

Punkleton
Now get off of the train or he gets it!

Noggin
Oh no whatever are we going to do.. oh look, I have a nice bar of chocolate ready to be eaten!

Drumpler
I thought you ran out of food!

Noggin
It's made out of dirt ok? But I know you'll eat it so go fetch!

Noggin throws the dirt bar out of an open window, drumpler follows like an idiot and jumps out.

Noggin
So sad.. looks like drumpler is gone.. oh well I guess to make it even you'll have to kill potbelly!

T-Rox
Do it punkleton! The boss is gone we have to get back at em!

Punkleton
T-Rox, they're tricking us, something has to be brewing they couldn't just let this happen!

Potbelly
I AM STRUGGLING TO BREATHE HERE!

Noggin
You're a plant potbelly they don't have mouths just do what plants do you'll be fine.

T-Rox
Just do it!

Noggin
Aaand... now.

Kayna comes into the train through the open window, Burns punkleton while noggin and Mammott throw out t-Rox

Noggin
Expected, at least we don't have to go to that shithole fire haven now.

Tweedle
Wait what?

Noggin
I'll explain later, let's just get to earth island now that nothings stopping us.

Meanwhile, on the side of a train track

Drumpler
Shaking fist I'll get you noggin! Mark my words! I'll get you!!!!

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