Final Fight vs MBH

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Zynth
Alright he's still at fire oasis! I have all of my eyes tracked onto getting there! Just hold on tight!

Furcorn
Well well well if it isn't the.. chumps.

Fwog
Yarrr, prepare to face yer fate once and fer all!

Tweedle
Where did you get an airship? I didn't even know those things existed!

Fwog
One of me harties is an air element, they're keeping one of me ships up in the air. Climb aboard for a final showdown!

Zynth
I can just avoid these if you like.

Fwog
No you can't! Otherwise we'll use our cannons on ya! Now, get on this very boat and we'll squabble!

Furcorn
Are you twerps scared?

Potbelly
You should be scared, there's no way you think you can actually beat us.

Furcorn
Alright boy listen here ok? Our gang is massive! You can't get through all of them! Infact, some of them are on the ship right now! So you're all outnumbered!

Kayna
They're only on your side so they don't get eaten by Wubbox.

Noggin
Even then, they're going to get eaten anyway if you do kill us, Wubbox is a huge liar. And this new Wubbox probably is also.

Furcorn
Stop spewing crap in attempts to stop your asses from getting kicked, bug! Put 'em all on board or you're getting the canon ball to the face!

Toe Jammer
Just drop us onto it, we'll get it over with quickly

Zynth
Ok..

The group gets aboard the airship

Furcorn
Alright boys get 'em!

Dandidoo
Haha Mammott, what can you possibly DOO to me, I reckon you can't DOO anything- chokes

Mammott
Well you have a big neck and I have arms so I can just strangle you.

Mammott drops dandidoo back onto the deck, she falls unconscious

Furcorn
Holy shit! Someone get the yeti!

Cybop
Aye aye!

Mammott
CYBOP? What are you doing against us?

Cybop
The only way I'll live is if I kill you, sooo... thanks for getting Hoola off of my back but we're on the same team again- gets whacked by a cello 

Mammott
Where did you get that?

Kayna
Bowgart, he just willingly gave it to me, you know what he's like.

Mammott
Ok....?

Fwog
Yarr ya scurvy-ridden blob put some up against me!

Toe Jammer
You stand no chance against a monster with my ability, sir

Fwog
And why could that be?

Toe Jammer
Because I'm a blob, I am incapable of feeling pain.

Fwog
Shut up!- bitten by potbelly YOW! Those are some sharp teeth!

Tweedle
Ok this just seems unfair

Maw
Am I winning? I can't see!

On the plank

Noggin
You have no choice but to listen to me now

Furcorn
Ok ok fine!

Noggin
You have to believe me! Wubbox IS lying to you!

Furcorn
So you're telling me, there's no chance I'm living? I'm dying either way?

Noggin
Well there is one way you won't die.

Furcorn
What?

Noggin
..join us?

Furcorn
Hmm, ok then. I will! BATTLE OVER GUYS!

Mammott
But I think I've killed someone! Aren't you angry at me for that?

Furcorn
I barely know anyone here anyway, it's fine!

Zynth
GUYS, WUBBOX ISN'T AT FIRE OASIS ANYMORE.

Toe Jammer
Where is he then?

Zynth
He's... he's here..

Wubbox
KAPLOW! Punches ship into pieces

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