Wubbox
Am I an idiot? I should kill these single element monsters so they can't stop me in destroying the world! Screw fire haven, I'm using my GPS tracker! Now... where are these plebs..
In the middle of the sea
Mammott
Sooo bored...
Toe Jammer
I say I sure do hope my fellow Scups is alright..
Potbelly
Speak normally you idiot we know you don't actually speak like that.
Kayna
Do you guys hear that? It sounds like an accordion.
Toe Jammer
Rats, it's thou filthy scallywag sea slugs! Playing those damned sea shanties! Avast land blubbers! We must attack!
Kayna
You know when you compare the two pirate slang is kinda similar to Shakespeare-
Toe Jammer
Not the time Kayna! For now we attack!
Fwog
Wooooow toe jammer, meesa hasn't saw yer in a good while.
Toe Jammer
You've chosen the wrong monsters to mess with yee scallywag! Go back to where you came from!
Fwog
Heh heh, toe jammer, where I came from has been destroyed by Wubbox, I'm gonna need that there boat of yee's much better than the rotten sail boat me and my crew own...
Spunge
You're going to give your ship to capp'n! Sooner or later it's going to happen!
Fwog
Of course toe jammer knows this.. but I've done many illegal things, many things to make yer spine shiver, give ya all scurvy..
Mammott
We just killed someone like, a few hours ago.
Tweedle
You get scurvy when not eating enough fruit and veg, not by shivering down your spine!
Fwog
Wow this lass is one for jokes. Any who.. let's get this over with.. crew assemble!
Potbelly
Shut up..
Fwog
Aight' crew, spunge takes the yeti, Phangler takes the live volcano, whaddle takes- AAAAAGH
Noggin
Dumbasses, this ship has cannons, it was owned by QUARRISTER!
Mammott
You just took away like, our only thing to do, we're so bored out here!
In the air
Fwog
I'm not gonna survive this! This is my doom, my fate! My- oh I'm alive.
Furcorn
Heya pal, lucky you bounced off of drumplers belly there, otherwise you would've got got, any who, I have a request for ya. Wanna join our group?
Fwog
Do ye know who I am! Capp'n Fwog of water island!
Furcorn
Buddy, I never even told ya what this request was for ya know... do you have a hatred for single elements?
Fwog
Single elements... TOE JAMMER. Alright laddie, yee may not be so bad after all, I'm in.
Back in the middle of the ocean
Noggin
We'll just stop off at an island, and ask the locals if they've had any sightings of Wubbox ok?
Potbelly
Can't we just go back to wublin island? Just incase he's still there?
Wubbox, from Under the Water
Oh I'm definitely not there anymore
Noggin
Bye bye boat-
Everyone is launched into the air by Wubbox's fist
Wubbox
Now I play a game of catch in the mouth- where did they all go? OH I PUNCHED THEM TOO FAR! Stupid mega punch upgrade... I hope it didn't separate them too much, that way I can still get them all in one go...
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My Singing Monsters: The War of Wubbox
FanfictionGrrrr MSMDude another story with the single elements? Unbelievable! Wubbox isn't feeling too good recently, maybe it was from all the toys he swallowed in the free for all? So he went to one of his sla- I mean kid's doctors clinic to get a checkup...
