Tweedle

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Air Island is destroyed, no one survived apart from the ones who flew away.

Wubbox
Alright that's the second island I've turned into a wasteland, now I think I'll go make me a frozen wasteland mwa-ha-hah!... no one? Oh yeah that's because I've killed everyone here.

Meanwhile, at plant island

Potbelly
This can't be just me who doesn't like cheese, but likes cheese on pizza, come on there's got to be someone who agrees with me!

Noggin
..you're a plant, you shouldn't be eating pizza

Potbelly
And? You're a rock!

Noggin
So I can eat whatever I want! Do you see a rock ever eating anything? They aren't sentient!

Mammott
Guys guys shut up! Do you hear that?

Noggin
..those bloodcurdling screams coming from above us?

Mammott
Mhm.

Noggin
Yikes, must be coming from air island, let's just hope Tweedle made it by flying away.

Potbelly
How are we going to contact her? You can't get phone service that high in the air!

Noggin
Air island has the highest service out of any island because of how reliant on technology it is, let's just hope tweedle hasn't gone too far off so it's still possible to phone her.

Mammott
I don't understand these magic words noggin!

Noggin
Yeah well you don't have to. I'll just try phoning her.

Meanwhile, a few kilometres off of air island

Tweedle
Who in the world could be ringing me?.. hello?

Noggin
Are you willing to sacrifice your life for the world?

Potbelly
Because we are!

Mammott
And we don't have a choice!

Tweedle
Huh?

Noggin
Alright listen, you don't have to believe all of this stuff, but we're trying it anyway.. oh you know what I'm so bored of explaining it

And we're skipping the celestial religion explanations from now on so you don't have to be bored to death when reading

Noggin
..and that's why we need you!

Tweedle
Oh come on! I was about to fly away to Switzerland so I didn't have to cope with any of this! Now the world is relying on me? I was so calm about it before now I don't know what to do!

Noggin
Mhm hard life. We have to do this as well you know, we'll see you at plant island.

Call ended

Noggin
I think that went well.

Potbelly
It's the best we would've got from you, which still isn't any good. You're not exactly the nicest.

Noggin
I'm the best bet anyway! You can't explain anything you tuned out half of the things the wublins said thinking about the Kevin foundation and Mammott has the IQ of a 5 year old!

Potbelly
How did you know that? Was I making it obvious?

Mammott
Are 5 year olds smart?

Noggin
Yes they are very smart, comparable to Einstein!

Mammott
Really?

Noggin
The little Einstein's- wait they're still smart dammit!

Tweedle
Hey guys.

Noggin
See potbelly it's just my aura I can bring anyone here.

Tweedle
..ok so what are we doing first?

Noggin
We have to get the rest of the single elements first, toe jammer and Kayna, once we've got all of them I guess we just fight Wubbox? I don't know we'll go to wublin island and ask the wublins about it all. Let's head to water island

Mammott
Noggin?

Noggin
Yes?

Mammott
Do you have any armbands? I can't swim..

Noggin
I DON'T HAVE ARMS MAMMOTT! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE ARMBANDS- sorry.. I'll go get you some... alright let's get moving to water island. Toe Jammer is probably incredibly worried right now.

Meanwhile, at water island

Toe Jammer
Hoo har har! Have you read the newspaper, servant Scups?

Scups
No sire, I haven't!

Toe Jammer
According to the daily Atlantic Wubbox is attacking the world! Har har har!

Scups
What's so funny sir?

Toe Jammer
Oh dear Scups, how is an ELECTRIC monster going to destroy a WATER island? He'll explode! Horty horty hoo lots of posh laughs.

Scups
Indubitably sir! Horty horty hoo!

Back at plant island

Noggin
Yep, poor fella must be so scared..

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