My Singing Monsters: The War of Wubbox

Mafia Madness

The train arrives at earth island

Noggin
Smell that toxic breeze? Isn't it wonderful- I can't even be sarcastic here this place is terrible let's get moving.

Kayna
I find this place quite nice actually

Noggin
Not surprising coming from a monster from fire haven.

Tweedle
Are you going to explain what happened back there or not?

Noggin
Well I knew that you, knowing how worried you get at times would most likely text your best friend aka Kayna. If you didn't do that Mammott would've 100% of texted Kayna anyway, you know what he's like. And knowing that Kayna lives in smelly old fire haven she'd be desperate to get out of there and come to us, I just timed it right because the last time I saw the both of you on your phones was around 2 hours ago, it takes around 1 hour for Kayna to get to earth island station from fire haven, and then follow that track to where we was at the time would've took around another hour, knowing she has no life I knew Kayna would see the messages immediately and get going, I also set a timer so I could say annnd now... so you happy yet?

Kayna
Hey!

Tweedle
..huh?

Noggin
Whatever I'm not explaining again, let's get out of this mafia-run island before they get to us, believe me I have bad ties with the mafia, real bad ties.

???
Well well if it isn't the Little Rock noggin, been a while ay? the boss wants a word with you.

Noggin
Shiiiiit.

???
These guys with you?

Noggin
No they're innocent bystanders let them be.

Mammott
Noggin who is that?

Potbelly
You've blown us over now dumbass.

???
Lying noggin? Another thing I should mention to the boss I guess!

Noggin
It's just humbug Mammott he works for the mafia, alright take me in but just let them be.. or something, I'm dying either way here so it doesn't matter what I say.

Tweedle
Noggin.. what have you done?

Humbug
I'll let you 4 watch when the boss ices 'em! Alright off to the manor we go!

Mammott
Wait so we aren't going to be saving the world?

Humbug
PAH! I don't know what you're thinking about yeti but you bunch of goons are NOT defeating Wubbox. Just stay quiet or I'll shoot you all.

They arrive.

Humbug
Come on slowpokes hurry up! Don't miss ya friends demise okay?

Mammott
I don't want to watch that!

Humbug
Oh well too bad. IN.

Mammott
O-ok..

Humbug
Hey boss! Look who we got!

???
Ah Noggin, it's ever so nice to see a familiar face amirite pal?

Potbelly
Wait.. so HE'S the leader?-

Kayna
Shut up potbelly. You'll get yourself killed

Noggin
Hello Furcorn.

Furcorn
I'm still waiting for the coins Noggin, YOU NEVER PAID FOR THAT TREE I- MY GOONS CUT DOWN FOR YA!.. humbug, be a pal and slap the desk for me? I don't have no arms ya see.

Humbug slaps the desk

Furcorn
Alright now Humbug! Shoot em'!

Mammott
NO!

Potbelly
oh no i'm sooo sad...

Bang

Humbug dies

Furcorn
WHA-HOW? HE WAS MY LAST GOON!

Noggin
Noggin wins again! There's one thing you should know about me furcorn... I'm a fucking rock. That bullet ricocheted right off a me! Make better guns you dumbass! I'll spare ya this time so scram!

Furcorn
Alright I'll go!

Furcorn hops out of the manor

Furcorn
Why I oughta kill those schlubs! There's gotta be more people wantin' to kill em, I'll form another group, I know! Thats what I'll do! Now where to start?

???
Here?

Furcorn
I'll accept ya!

Back at the manor

Tweedle 
He-he's dead!

Noggin
Boo-hoo so sad, tweedle, that humbug has probably killed around 50 monsters by now, he had it coming, let's get toe jammer now.. we've had too many interruptions.

Mammott
Yay we're saving the world again!

Potbelly
Was that guy really THAT petty? Wanting to kill you over a tree?

Noggin
Yeah he confronted me over it many times, I've killed the majority of his goons because I'm a rock and he can't make better guns, I was saving up my money for my restaurant, you don't make much money here. I wanted the restaurant built where the tree stood so it's why I asked in the first place, he started off as a tree surgeon.. I think that was because he liked killing plants though, even though he is a plant himself- he was always messed up basically.