Run in With the MP

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Wubbox
Great... they've all been split into three groups of two.. guess I'll just have to take em out one at a time...

Meanwhile

Toe Jammer
AAAAAAAAGH- oh yeah I'm like jelly I'm not going to feel anything!

Potbelly
WELL I AM YOU IDIOT! POSITION YOURSELF IN A WAY SO I CAN LAND ON YOU! MY BOWL IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN I CANNOT MOVE LIKE THIS!- splat ow...

Toe Jammer
Uh oh, looks like we're back on this wretched earth island!

Potbelly
Is there any pots nearby? I kind of need them to move, because I'm literally going to die if I don't have anything like that.

Toe Jammer
Well you haven't been the politest to me lately, I don't think you deserve it!

Potbelly
WHAT- FUCK YOU!

???
Wow wow wow look who it is?

Potbelly
..you mean well well well?

Fwog
No I do mean wow wow wow I'm FWOG!

Toe Jammer
Wha-how-

Fwog
Yeah aha, I'm still alive TOE JAMMER! And I'm going to kill you BOTH very soon!

Potbelly
I'm going to die anyway without a pot.

Fwog
Oh well I'll just give you a new one! So I can kill you myself-

Furcorn
Calm it Fwog would ya? I'll take the plant, I know how much killing toe jammer means to you.

Fwog
Yarr thanks matie!

Potbelly
Huh? You guys formed a gang?

Furcorn
Yeah! Against you plebs! We formed our own gang called the MP! ...it stands for mafia pirates we're still working on a better name. Anyway, we've had enuff of you 6! Say actually, where are the other 4?

Toe Jammer
spits water at potbelly that should keep you alive for the time being, I'll let them attack me, they can't do anything.

Potbelly
Gross but thanks I guess.

Furcorn
Alright stupid plant- YOWIE! Ay those are some nasty knashers ya cretin! Too sharp! Am I gonna get plant rabies from that? Give 'em a brush- YOWIE! Twig leg snaps SHIT! I'll have to get a bandage and attach these two now, be back soon! Don't go anywhere! Oh wait you can't- YOWIE!

Fwog
Come here toe jammer ya dog! I'm gonna tear you to shreds!

Toe Jammer
Well you are actually incapable of doing such to me considering I have a clear jelly-like body meaning anything you throw, kick or anything of such at me it will go straight through me!

Wubbox
Hey losers, you're gonna die now.

Potbelly
I STILL DO NOT HAVE A POT!

Toe Jammer
Just hop into me you can stay afloat in there!

Potbelly
This is really weird but ok-

Furcorn
They're gettin' away! Fwog go after them!.. Fwog?

Wubbox
Do we have a deal then, mr.. Fwog?

Fwog
Of course we do!

Wubbox
Good, here's a tracker, DON'T lose it, I don't have to worry about killing them anymore thanks to you guys. Goodbye!

Wubbox flies away

Furcorn
Those fleabags got away!

Fwog
Yarrr but that robot Wubbox has made a deal with me, he won't eat us if we kill those vermin for him! Win win! Plus we get a tracker to help us!

Furcorn
Neat.. gather the rest of the group, we're going hunting!

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