Repairing the Sleigh

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Mammott
Why is Hoola locked up in a cage?

Noggin
She's a seasonal so we need her to get the sleigh back and running, there's no way that thing could fly at all so she told us it needs 'seasonal magic'

Kayna
That bitch is lying

Hoola
I don't know what you're talking about! I wouldn't lie when I'm locked up!

Toe Jammer
No blasphemy at all it seems, here, in the scripture it reads seasonals do possess their own type of magic.

Kayna
Well she's getting killed if she IS lying.

Mammott
Where even are we?

Tweedle
From what I can guess we're at tribal island, no one lives here and no one is here other than us. Also grass.. and a huge tree.

Noggin
Hoola, use your magic powers so this thing can get moving. And fix the monster tracker as well.

Hoola
Ok..

Boom sleigh can fly now... or can it?

Hoola
Giggling

Kayna
What are you laughing for?

Potbelly
Never heard a laugh worse than that are you trying to sound cute? Stupid idiot.

Hoola
Ha ha you fools! I've cursed the sleigh! It cannot move at all now! I am the seasonal of mischief!

Tweedle
So are seasonals based around personalities or something?

Hoola
No- it's just a nickname given to me by myself. I HAVE BEEN A RECEPTIONIST FOR THE LONGEST TIME I HAVE HAD TO DEAL WITH SOME BAD CUSTOMERS OK?

Noggin
Have your customers ever put you out of business though?

Drumpler
Can you just get over that already?

Noggin
GO AWAY!

Drumpler
Well the thing is, I CAN'T go away noggin, because I'm here to take your life! Because I'm a member of the MBH! The monster bounty hunters!

Tweedle
The whole point of bounty hunters is for them to work by themselves, they don't group up with other people-

Drumpler
ITS BETTER THAN MAFIA PIRATES!

Toe Jammer
Golly gosh they're back potbelly!

Potbelly
HAHA golly gosh..

Drumpler
Alright gang I'll take noggin you take the others.

Rootitoot
Ok captain!

Potbelly
PFFFF You're a captain?

Drumpler
Yep, I suggest shutting up if I were you I was assigned by Wubbox, our gang works in little groups you see, I command this one and my buddies command the others, NOW DIE!

Hoola
I'll be glad to help! I have magic powers!

Drumpler
CAN YOU MAKE FOOD APPEAR?

Hoola
Well... I can make pies appear!

Drumpler
YOU CAN BE A CAPTAIN, WELCOME ABOARD!

Kayna
How are we getting out of this one?

Mammott
It seems this is the end for us.. it's sad really-

Zynth
HELLO?

Potbelly
Huh?

Zynth
That's right it's me, the only wublin left alive, I was at my farm while Wubbox killed everyone, this is the least I could do! Fuck off before I turn you all into goop!

Drumpler
RETREAT GUYS!

Hoola
I've got this-

Zynth
I will KILL you right now if you don't start running, you may be a seasonal, but I'm a mother fucking WUBLIN, scram now!

Hoola
Ok...

The MBH retreat

Noggin
Thanks!

Zynth
I can take you all to Wubbox. I communicate through electricity and I can tell you all he's at fire oasis!

Kayna
..how do we keep on surviving?

Mammott
Maybe we could be the chosen ones!

Noggin
We learnt that we ARE ages ago Mammott.

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