Tweedle
Can't I just fly out of here- Nope the force is too strong...
A few falling minutes later..
Tweedle
And I've landed in the middle of a blizzard in cold island, well, I'm out of here!
Noggin
NO YOU AREN'T I AM GOING TO DIE HERE!
Tweedle
Right then.. I guess I'll try and warm you up...?
Noggin
No- don't do that! Just gather up some branches and make a fire otherwise I'll be an ice cube! My feet have already frozen I can't move!
???
And you won't be moving for the rest of your life!.. and.. eternity, because you'll be dead- whatever!
Tweedle
Leave him alone!
Noggin
Trust me that's not going to help
Tweedle
Hey I tried!
Boskus
As a member of the MP I've been assigned to hunt you down by the orders of Wubbox so he can achieve purity!
Noggin and tweedle laugh
Noggin
Wh-what?
Tweedle
Is that a finger? On your face?
Noggin
I mean we're monsters but you're just- unique we'll say.
Boskus
Fuck this, guys get 'em!
Several monsters come out of hiding from the snow
Boskus
CHAAAAARGE!
The Monsters
AAAAAAARG!
Noggin
Well this is it... what are you waiting for? Go fly away! Save yourself!
Tweedle
Yeah I would but like.. it's not like I can fly through this blizzard, we're both fucked. Together.
Noggin
Ok just don't say that-
???
Ho ho ho hoes! I think imma round myself up some elves!
Yool bursts onto the scene, single handedly taking on all of boskus' troops
Squot
Boskus... he's too much to handle- dies
Boskus
Gee willikers! I better skidaddle! BOMBY BOMBY CHILL CHILL DOO IM OUT OF HERE AND I NEED A POO- gets impaled by an arrow
Noggin
Fucking hell... you aren't going to kill US are you?
Yool
Of course not! I know when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake, so I know that you two have been good monsters! Meanwhile, those people have done some... unforgiving things..
Noggin
Because I've been a good monster, can you PLEASE unfreeze my feet?
Yool
Yeah ok, I'll have to use my magic seasonal powers for it though, poom poom POW! There ya go. Now, for some shelter I'll take you both into my house!
In Yools house
Yool
..so, you've been blown away from your friends by Wubbox's PUNCH? AND you are trying to save the world?
Tweedle
Yes. You're like some proof that celestial stuff is real can you please tell us if what we're doing is right? If not I can peacefully go to Switzerland... and bring noggin.
Yool
I have no fucking clue I got my memory wiped by Punkleton. Have you read the book? That's how I found out about that myself HAHA!
Tweedle
No... no we haven't read it.
Yool
Yeah don't you'll get bored to death. Anyway, would you guys like to go back to your friends on my sleigh? I know where everyone is so it'll be no problem finding them!
Tweedle
Ok... thanks! Noggin, who are we going to meet up-
Noggin
Not potbelly or toe jammer, those two are the most annoying monsters ever. Just take us to Kayna or Mammott Yool, please.
Yool
Ok ma boy! Away we go!
They take off, out of cold island into the sky.
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My Singing Monsters: The War of Wubbox
FanfictionGrrrr MSMDude another story with the single elements? Unbelievable! Wubbox isn't feeling too good recently, maybe it was from all the toys he swallowed in the free for all? So he went to one of his sla- I mean kid's doctors clinic to get a checkup...
