:^
(Can't remember the name of the pizza guy. So now it's Jeremy. Shhhh-)
Jemery: Ok... Last house of the day. Let's get this over with. *Rings the doorbell*
Florida: *opens the door* WHERE WERE YOU?!
Jemery: *Flustered* What?! Who- me?
Florida: Nooo. That tree over there- YES YOU!!
Mary: Hey who's at the door- OH HAI Jeremy!!
Jeremy: He-
Florida: THERE WAS ANOTHER PIZZA GUY!! NOT YOU!! WHERE WERE YOU?!?
Jeremy: Michael didn't have any deliveries and offered to do mine...?
Geo: Oh thank God I thought you were sick and id have to take care of ya kid.
Jeremy: You don't know where I live but thank you Georgia...
Geo: That's what you think :)
Jeremy: what- Did you guys miss me that much?
Texas: I mean we ordered a special delivery and wrote a note demanding you being it to us.
Cali: what he means is. Yes. :)
Jeremy: *Touched* Aww... Thanks. Uhhh here's your pizza I guess...
N.Y: if Ya bring another pizza guy here we'll kill 'em. Goodbye. *Takes the pizza and slams the door in his face*
Jeremy: Damn it... ,:C
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Greg: YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME!!
Jeremy: How so..?
Greg: Do you hate your job?
Jeremy: absolutely.
Greg: ...
Jeremy: ?
Greg: *Hugs them* Friend...
Jeremy: *Flustered* Ok-
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Alaska: I found something I like a lot :)
D.C: Awww. What's that?
Alaska: *brings Jeremy into the room, who is tied to a chair* :D
Jeremy: Why does this always happen to me...
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Jeremy: I hate life. So I deliver pizza now. Because I might die. :)
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Jeremy: I have your pizzas.
Jeremy: Here's meat lovers pizza covered in motor oil, the one that spells fuck you in sardines, the Pineapple one, and the one that says fuck the bears in pepperoni.
Wisconsin: Thanks!! :D
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Lil' Houston: *Opens the door*
Jeremy: Oh! Hi Houston. Wasn't expecting you. I have the cheese pizza that was ordered. Where's your dad?
Houston: *Hands him $200 and takes the pizza* :)
Jeremy: Oh-
Houston: Dad can't know ok.
Jeremy: Ok :)
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Jeremy: :)
Florida: :)
Jeremy: *scared shaking* ;w; '
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Jeremy needs a raise.
Just like Greg.
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
