Genie: Alright I am will grant you three wishes. But you can't wish for someone to fall for you, more wishes, or the death of anyone.
Mass: I want trees to feel pain
Virginia: What-
Mass: I mean like... They don't have to speak I just wanna know they're in pain Vi.
Genie: There are four rules now--
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Connecticut: I wanna apologize in advance.
N.Y: Oh yeah? Why's that wise guy?
Connecticut: IT'S FOR THE INCONVENIENCE OF ME NOT GIVING A FUCK-
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Coco: I got kicked from a VR chat server... :C
Connecticut: What happened?
Coco: They didn't like me playing Katy Perry on the flute.
Connecticut: What--
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Arkansas: You know how cranes are always at construction sights.
Nebraska: Yeah
Arkansas: How do they get there if you've never seen one put up...?
Coco: Holy shit--
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PA: Hug me
Geo: Oh my God, this is the first time in years you consented to cuddles!! :D
PA: Well now that you're excited I take it back
Geo: Awww man :C
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N.Y: *intense starring at a ceiling*
Kentucky: What... What is he doing?
N.J: He's having an edgy teen moment let him be. He's also listening to some sad-ass song provably.
Kentucky: ok?
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
