Nebraska If I put a cake in a cup. Wouldn't that make it a cupcake?
Missouri: WHY?!
Illinois: I hate you all.
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Albany: *At a sleepover with her pals* Hold on. Before we continue.
Atlanta: What-?
Albany: *checks Atlanta's closet and finds both Houston and Rochester inside*
Montgomery: The fuck...?
Atlanta: *confused peach noises*
Albany: Get the out, please...
Rochester: Ok-
Boston: How long were they in there tho...?
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New York: Don't mind me just *jumps of a building*
Mass: NOT AGAIN NEW YORK-
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Texas: .-.
Cali: *on fire* .-.
Texas: You good?
Cali: yeah-
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New Jersey: We can't get it...
lil' Trenton: *holding a stuffed bear while on the verge of tears* B-but-
N.J: You have a closet full of stuffed animals. We aren't getting it.
Trenton: BUT IT HAS A BOW TIE!!
N.J: NO-
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Kentucky: Where is it...?
Geo: No idea what you're talking about-
Kentucky: Coke. Where is it?
Geo: c\c vbhu7ufI love you, but I'm not telling.
Kentucky: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM AND I'M HELPING YOU!!
Geo: NO I DON'T-
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Miami: :)
Houston: What's got you so happy?
Miami: I found last year's missing easter egg, it was under a leaf.
Houston: *claps* I'm proud of you. :D
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Lil' San Antonio: *hiding a puppy he found in his room* ,:)
Texas: *standing outside his door knowing there's a dog in there* >:C
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San Fransisco: CAN'T YOU JUST NOT!! IT'S LATE!!
L.A: *aggressively bangs to pots together* SHUT THE FUCK UP-
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Cleveland: You know what, fuck you Columbus. *unfoxes your fire*
Columbus (OH): NO FUCK YOU!! *ungoogles your chrome*
NYC: FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU!! *unmc's your donalds*
Atlanta: FUCK ALL OF YOU!! *unstar's your bucks*
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Jacksonville (Mississippi): Wanna see me make Savanah uncomfy.
Atlanta: Yeah... I guess go ahead.
Jacksonville: *walks up to him and sits beside him* Hai UwU
Savannah: The fuck are you-
Jacksonville: UWU 'NUZZLES INTO YOU' HAI SAVANNAH!! OWO
Savannah: THE FUCK-
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Geo: I know I'll try socializing with people today-
Random person: *homophobic comment*
Geo: *laying in bed* Never again...
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Kentucky: God I fucking suck...
Geo: *texts him* Hai hun! Just wanna let you know I love you. :)
Kentucky: *happiness noises intensify*
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Alaska: Sorry Tex, what did you say? I don't speak S H O R T-
Texas: . . .
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Cali: The world would be a better place if pokemon were real.
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D.C: *quietly does a sad dance* ;w;
Gov: *joins him*
I.D.C: *wondering why this always happens when they go to the mall*
Geo: *sleeping on the floor*
Kentucky: *somehow got lost*
District: *buying candy* :)
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N.Y: Hey I lost two of my cities can I make an announcement?
Ikea worker: O-Oh! yeah, this happens quite often.
N.Y: *whispers into the mic* Cya lil' shits.
Albany: *confused*
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Gov: .-.
Austin: *sad whimper*
Gov: *pulls him into a hug* :)
Austin: ,:)
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Miami: Can't spell happiness without, p-e-n-i-s. Stay slutty my friends. ;>
Daytona: Go to bed.
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Statehouse stuff again
FanficHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
