Oklahoma x Arkansas cannon heads :)

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Hello.

Anyway. Kinda NSFW parts and Internalized Homophobia. Though I should say that-

Oklahoma and Arkansas are pretty wholesome and most of the time their cuddle each other (If no other state is around of course. #Inthecloset lol)

Texas has questioned Arkansas on why he hangs out with his lil' brother so much. His only answers were because they were friends. Texas,
however, is 100% sure they're fucking he just can't prove it.

(NSFW) When they do uhh... Perform the devil's tango, it's not really anything rough. Just two soft boys in love and each other-
Normally they have their fun outside of the statehouse. Like when they go to their home state for a month. They do it in private areas so no one can catch them in the act. Oklahoma would just die if that happened. 🤠👌

Arkansas will get worried if Oklahoma does not send at least three hearts when saying goodbye in a text message.

I feel like Arkansas was the first to say something. I'm pretty sure it would be that one sound on the clock app. Ya know that "I wish you were gay so we could make out." And Oklahoma goes, "Who said I wasn't gay." Then they make out.

Oklahoma to me is actually a pansexual because he looks like a pan on the map. Just saying it makes sense.

Arkansas likes stealing some other states' stuff to give to Okie as gifts. Normally they are returned.

They drink together a lot :)

Arkansas talks about Oklahoma a lot and now some other southern states think he has a thing for him. Not really knowing they're a couple.

Alabama ships it-

Oklahoma can be a bit flirtatious sometimes but really isn't good at it. And just ends up a flustered mess if Arkansas replies with his own flirty remarks.

Arkansas is a hugger.

Oklahoma has stayed up really late listening to Arkansas ramble and ask unanswerable questions with his pals, Coco and Nebraska (Sometimes Wisconsin joins in.) That was sort of his, "Oh shit wait am I gay for this man?!" Moment. (Ngl- kinda wanna write this.)

Arkansas had his "oh shit I may be gay." Moment way earlier.
I guess it would be the south all going camping and he stupidly hurts himself. Probably like- tripping on a rock or something and getting really scratched up by the sticks and stuff on the ground and Okie assists him. Then he like, "Oh fuck this man is hot as hell-" and it doesn't help that Oklahoma had his shirt off due to the heat.

Arkansas is an abb man leave him be-
But he was basically gay panicking the entire time Oklahoma was patching him up. (May write this too idk-)

Then as any closeted boi would do, Arkansas beat the shit out of himself mentally for thinking some dirty thoughts about another man.

I think since Oklahoma did have a history with gangs and stuff he'd know a thing or two about patching up wounds.

Sometimes they hold hands at the table. :>

Arkansas is easily startled. Yes, Oklahoma spooks him on occasion.

They dance together occasionally. But only at each other's houses in their states. Again if they were ever caught being lovey together Oklahoma would die. Florida found out already doesn't mean the whole house has to.

(Ya know I don't always look up is one state is bigger than another so im dumb and Oklahoma is bigger than Arkansas. So- yeah. The same thing happened with the Dakotas and Montana. I'm just stupid and constantly in need of some rest. So from now on Okie is taller-)

Anyway, Oklahoma is forced to go to a lot of places with Arkansas because I said so.




















Alr bai bai. Ima take a nap-

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