Florida: Hey D.C. I keep forgetting to eat my gummy vitamins so I ate the whole bottle. Do you think I'll be ok?
D.C: You're so fucking stupid- *Takes off his shirt*
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Houston: *lightly hits Austin* You suck lol
Austin: *kicks him in the balls while on the verge of tears* TAKE THAT BACK YOU MOTHER FUCKER >:C
Houston: FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK-
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Alaska & Texas: *throwing hands on the carpet*
Louie: :)
Cali: WHY ARE YOU SMILING?! *trying to stop them*
Louie: *looking behind them and watching Sam Houston and Balto play together* You wouldn't get it.
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Florida: *hands Texas a folded piece of paper* Here ya go bud. I gotta go bye!
Texas: Uh... Bye! What the this *Opens*
Texas: WHY THE FUCK DID HE GIVE ME A FREE TICKET TO HELL?!
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Doll D.C: I'm doing me a favor. *holding a pan*
Doll Gov: The fuck-
Doll D.C: *hits himself in the face and passes out on the floor*
Doll Gov: *hears a thud in another room* UHHHHHHHHHHH LOUIE!!
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Doll I.D.C: I want you dead. *holding a knife*
Louie: *chucks her out a window as revenge* >:)
Louie: *hears screaming down the hall* OH SHIT-
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Georgia: I think you curse way too much...
N.Y: What the fuck are you fucking talking about bitch.
Geo: . . .
N.Y: I see what you mean-
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Texas: *happily puts up an American flag with Beyonce on it in his room*
Texas: It's amazing... ,:)
bai-
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)