Mass: Hey N.Y, Albany is starting to get curious about the human body
N.Y: Awww shit, Ok I'll re-hide it.
Mass: Oh ok! Wait what--
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Connecticut: you may be stronger than me but my arms are bigger than yours :)
Rhode Island: My arms are compacted ok Just because im small doesn't mean im not strong you mother fucker-
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Kentucky: Soon it will be the 9th month on the 10th day... In the 21st year of the 20th century
Florida: Oh my god-
Utah: Do not bring him into this
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Maine: What's your biggest pet peeve?
New Hampshire: When people ask me questions...
Maine: Why...?
N.H: So you have chosen death-
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Texas: Bonjour Louie!! puis-je dormir avec toi!! :)
Louie: No I don't want to sleep with you
Texas: . . .
Texas: Is that what that means?
Louie: Dear lord-
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Tennessee: *Angry screaming as he jumps out a window*
Washington: My God that was an amazing representation of my mental health.
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Geo: Do it I believe in you
Florida: Really?
Geo: No not in the slightest but im being supportive
Florida: Wow. Thanks, dad! :D
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North Dakota: Hey Montana
Montana: What...
N.D: Ya know why vegans don't moan during sex?
Montana: No..?
N.D: Because they don't wanna admit some meat makes them happy *wheeze*
Montana: Fuck this shit- *leaves*
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~Meanwhile in 1957~
N.Y: Your honor permission to treat the witness as hostile
Judge: Permission granted
N.Y: Ima shoot you in the face
N.J: That will ruin my day.
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Jeff: Hey-
Rhode Island: SHUT THE FUCK UP *Proceeds to throw him off a ship*
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London: Hi old chaps!!
Mass: THE BRITTISH ARE BACK!!
London: Wha-
Mass: I AIN'T GOING BACK TO BEING A COLONY!! *Takes out a shotgun*
London: D.C HELP-
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Idk-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
