Kentucky has his priorities set

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Kentucky: You can't just magically make me feel better. >:C

Geo: *Sighs and takes his shirt off*

Kentucky: OH HELL YEAH-

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S.C: Where's New Jersey and New York?

N.C: I dunno. I assumed they were with you.

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New Jersey: FUCK YOU ITS MINE *Holding Liberty Island*

New York: ITS SHARED CUSTODY BITCH!! OLD ASS COURT MAN SAID SO!

Supreme Court: No one ever respects me anymore *sniff* I hate it here. ;p;

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Savannah: I found this note.

Austin: What does it say?

Savannah: Two... Toads sucking each other's toes?!

Miami: *giggling* I'm a true poet.

Houston: Why do I love you..?

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Arkansas: *Making out with Oklahoma*

Texas: I KNEW IT! YOU TWO ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER!!

Oklahoma: No! Look. *Points to Arkansas's and his socks* We have our socks on.

Texas: Damn it-

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Miami: Please don't-

Atlanta: M-I-A-M-I

Daytona Beach: RUNNING OUT OF TIME

Nashville: WE GOTTA GO WE GOTTA GO WE GOTTA GO

Charleston: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

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Mississippi: Brother have you seen my-

Alabama & Ohio: *Aggressively making out*

Mississippi: Ya know what never mind... INDIANA COME GET YA BOYS THEY DOING STUFF ON THE COUCH AGAIN!!

Indiana: *Running in with the Anti-Horny bat* ON IT-

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West: *eating chicken*

Virginia: Slow down or you'll choke

West: Fuck you I do what I want- *starts choking*

Virginia: My family is a bunch of idiots...

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