Fnaf part 2

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(I'm just repeating this again bc the other one was lame xD xD and I actually had to play it ya bastards xD lol no, you ain't a bastard, sorry o.o this was like night 1 until 2)

I dare you to play Five Nights at Freddy's

Me: *plays with flashlight* I don't get it...

*checks cam 9 and bonnie and chica are missing*

Me: ASDFGHJKL THEY TELEPORTED YOU SLY LITTLE DOGS

*Laughter of balloon boy*

Me: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SON OF YOUR OWN MOTHER.... HORSE.

*Freddy appears at the door*

Me: HEY BUDDY. OH WAIT, NO I'M SCREWED THE MOTHERFATHER CAUGHT ME. I'M DEAD I'M DEAD.

*Wears mask*

Me: wait.. I'm saved! XD

*marionette kills you*

Me: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM YOU ASDFGHJKL

*Tries again*

Me: ahh, I see, I didn't wind up the music box.

*completely forgets about the box again.*

Me: AHH FREDDY'S AT THE DOOR

*Wears mask*

Me: OH WAIT THE STUPID BOOX

*checks the music box*

Me: THIS IS THE WORST JOB IN THE FREAKING WORLD. HOW MUCH DO I EVEN GET PAID FOR THIS?   Oh wait, I don't get paid xD

Wait...

WHAT?!

I WIND UP BOXES AND HIDE FROM THESE SONS OF FEMALE DOGS AND I DON'T GET PAID?!  DANGIT.

OH WAIT.

I DO GET PAID

HAHA

*Foxy kills you*

Me: GOOD GOSH DANGIT. WHERE THE FREAK DID YOU EVEN COME FROM DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT I WAS BUSY WINDING UP THE STUPID MUSIC BOX SO THAT THE CLOWN FACED MASKED OR WHATEVER MASTER OF THEIRS WON'T KILL ME YOU -- YOU MUDBLOOD!! OH WAIT  THAT'S RACIST. WAIT, IDEK.

ADDJSLFRLFFKELXFNDKKKND--- ERROR

*throws tablet out of window*

Nahh, part two is also lame xD xD

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