(I'm just repeating this again bc the other one was lame xD xD and I actually had to play it ya bastards xD lol no, you ain't a bastard, sorry o.o this was like night 1 until 2)
I dare you to play Five Nights at Freddy's
Me: *plays with flashlight* I don't get it...
*checks cam 9 and bonnie and chica are missing*
Me: ASDFGHJKL THEY TELEPORTED YOU SLY LITTLE DOGS
*Laughter of balloon boy*
Me: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SON OF YOUR OWN MOTHER.... HORSE.
*Freddy appears at the door*
Me: HEY BUDDY. OH WAIT, NO I'M SCREWED THE MOTHERFATHER CAUGHT ME. I'M DEAD I'M DEAD.
*Wears mask*
Me: wait.. I'm saved! XD
*marionette kills you*
Me: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM YOU ASDFGHJKL
*Tries again*
Me: ahh, I see, I didn't wind up the music box.
*completely forgets about the box again.*
Me: AHH FREDDY'S AT THE DOOR
*Wears mask*
Me: OH WAIT THE STUPID BOOX
*checks the music box*
Me: THIS IS THE WORST JOB IN THE FREAKING WORLD. HOW MUCH DO I EVEN GET PAID FOR THIS? Oh wait, I don't get paid xD
Wait...
WHAT?!
I WIND UP BOXES AND HIDE FROM THESE SONS OF FEMALE DOGS AND I DON'T GET PAID?! DANGIT.
OH WAIT.
I DO GET PAID
HAHA
*Foxy kills you*
Me: GOOD GOSH DANGIT. WHERE THE FREAK DID YOU EVEN COME FROM DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT I WAS BUSY WINDING UP THE STUPID MUSIC BOX SO THAT THE CLOWN FACED MASKED OR WHATEVER MASTER OF THEIRS WON'T KILL ME YOU -- YOU MUDBLOOD!! OH WAIT THAT'S RACIST. WAIT, IDEK.
ADDJSLFRLFFKELXFNDKKKND--- ERROR
*throws tablet out of window*
Nahh, part two is also lame xD xD
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