How to Annoy People

Studying

Bloody lung guts! Three tests and in one Bloody Lung Gut week. Hence Studying and Studied. Coincidence..... I think bloody well not!

So anyway, Y'know how some people have specific urges? Like, smoke or say the word 'like' hundreds of times. Yea, so is it weird that I get urges to throw bread at people. And not just random peices of bread, but white bread. Why, How the hell would I know!

Now, I just realised that the past approx 4/5 chapters have been me babbling on randomly about random babble things that you randomly babble about cause you need to randomly babble about babbling. Yea, like that. Been going to school for 8 years and I still can't spell. AWESOME -_-

............... the ants go marching two-by-two hoorah hoorah.................. One stops to tie his shoe hoorah hoorah. . ........... They all wait up, for him to catch up................ and get eaten by an anteater........... welcome to ant extict-tion.

Do you ever wonder why Wattpad is orange? I mean, why couldn't of it been black, or purple, or red. Or rainbow. That'd be coolio.

Okay, so out of the people who are reading this babble thing, who prefers boxes to cartons. I like boxes better because it has an X in it. Which is closer to my favourite letter. And they roll off your tongue better, boxes, boxes, box-es, bok-sers, bok-sours, sox-sauces, sau-saurces, sauces, duck sauce, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oo hooh ooh .....

pfft... ME? crazy? neeeeveerrr.... hahahahahhaha im going to steal your under tops that hide in your ears!

Mama told me to waste my life, she said spread you jam and make butter fly. I don't quite think that that is right. Meh, go with the wind, let your hair out, hear it call to you. Hippies -.- oooooommmmmm nooooooom nooooooommm

So, in the next few chapters I will try to make more How to annoy things things. So goodbyz. And in my language, skfhb sfivhsifev lsihdfsov osfiuhvsfi, lalallalalalalalalaa ohohohohohohoh awawawawa wsdjcnscijfdsnvsef.

-Ini