How to Annoy People

100 things to do when you're bored

First off, this amy or may not add up to 100. THIS IS NOT BECAUSE I CAN COUN'T BUT BECAUSE I CAN'T. Hang on, I can count but that's not the point. Well, technically it is, but whatever. Any way, This probably won't be 100 or something but whatevs. 

1. study (boring, I know but it get better........... Or does it?)

2. Draw eyebrows on a dog and laugh until its next bath. ---------> Media

3. Dissasemble a computer, then try to assemble it again.

4. Create a dictionary of random swear words that no one but you know.

5. Laugh

6. have 25 1/2 kids. (matt Espinoza quote)

7. Colour  in a cat's head green

8. Laugh

9. constantly stand up then sit down

10. ask people if they have frogs

11. Don't think about penguins

12. try to controll things with your miiiiiiiiind... miiiiindbloooown

13. Pretend your a robot. Walk down a street and add sound effects to everything you do. zzzt, bbep, boop, Then have a malfunction

14. try to swallow your tongue (still possible but very stupid)

15. Get yourself as naseuated as possible. Swing around on a spinny chair or spin in circles. WEEEEEEEEEEE

16. Invent a wierd twitch, walk around a mall twitching. 

17. Go through your neighbours trash then pick up something completely random and tell them that they threw it out. Don't give up until they take it or call the cops.

18. Step of the curb with your eyes closed and pretend that it is a cliff. (make sure thet there are no cars approaching)

19. Burn things with a magnifying glass ( not ants!!!! They will hunt you down.....)

20. Have a "Who is less competitive" competition. Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

21. POur water in hand- make a sneeze noise- throw water at the back of someones head....

22. go on a quest for magical unicorns

23. go to a rest room and sing, I'M GONNA SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET IT ALL OUT, then drop something heavy in the toilet. 

24. Try to walk on water, if you fail, try to run on ice. 

25. Name your dog naked. When talking with friends, say , hang on, I need to walk naked down the street.

26. make a poster that says lost dog and put a picture

Oh Falapping fridge guts, I've lost my damned blue pen; Oh wait never mind its under the table. yes  I am studying for a test.

27. Go to Mc-D's and ask for a diet water.

28. Go to the moon -_-

29. Swim in a pool filled with gummy bears ^_^

30. Get on your roof and throw pens at people walking past.

31. GO TO MC-D's and ask for a frozen water with meted ice.

32. Sit in a tree and throw lego's at someone.

33. Hug a dog

35. Go to a superstore and buy one pencil. Pay for it using a 1oo dollar bill. 

36. Try to type with your nose

I'm going to give up here, because I am tired and I have ideas for the next chapter.