How to Annoy People

Annoying in the Elevator

#15 dedicated to Milesforthewin. Thanx Mi!

1. Make Pee-ka-boo noises when the doors open and close.

2. Laugh randomly then look at the other passengers like their crazy.

3. Go into a very crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I brought you here today"

4. Drag a desk onto an elevator and every time someone tries to get on ask them if they have an appointment.

5. Stand in the corner facing the wall and don't get off.

6. Sit in the middle of the floor in a ball and every time someone comes near you hiss at them.

7. Crack open your briefcase/purse, peer inside then ask, "have you got enough air in their?"

8. Stare at another passenger then exclaim, "You're one of THEM!" Then back away slowly.

9. Meow occasionally

10. Say DING at each floor

11. Make explosion noises when someone presses and button

12. Put a table in an elevator and just play cards

13. When the doors close, scream then start clawing at the doors. When they open act as if nothing happened.

56. Staple your tongue to a chair

14. When you are the only person on the elevator and someone wants to get on, tell them that there is not enough room.

15. Get a fart machine and put it in the elevator. When someone walks in, set it off, then walk out.

Update: 11.6.15