How to Annoy People

Meh. I no come up with title no more...

So, for this chapter I've decided that I am going to tell the word about my 'abbreviations'.  Many of my friends use these terms and I love to change them.. Most of these are mine but I don't mind if you use them... So yeah, have fun! :) (There is some adult content in this, So yea) 

LOL= Lusting over lemons     or              Laughing over lettuce            or                Loving on Lamingtons

WTF= Watering the flowers     or            Wishing to fap

BRB=  Big rusty burn                 or              Brown rats burp

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Because I get bored really easily I am going to include two chapters in one.  This next 'chapter' is going to be about life hacks. Some of these are seriously useful. I'm sorry that I can't include pictures for all of these but I will try. 

1. Clip paper clips onto the end of sticky tape to easily find the end of it the next time you come to use it.

2. Put pancake mix into a cleaned out sauce bottle to have a no-mess and rounder that usual pancake.

3. Put a bent post-it note on the wall when drilling to catch any dust.

4. Put a few drops of perfume or any scent into the inside of the toilet roll and your toilet/bathroom will be smelling lovely.

5. When putting icecream in a cone, avoid that gooey-sticky dripping by placing a marshmallow in the bottom of the cone.

6. Use bread clips to sort out cables and wires.

7. Put dry teabags in gym bags or shoes to absorb the stink

8. For girls- Keep some spare cash in an empty sanitary napkin wrapper so that it won't be stolen.

9. To remove the stem from strawberries, push a straw through the middle.

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Okay, so, I was thinking on doing a readers comment section. We are going to be posting our favourite songs! I have quite a few so I will start by naming the first 10. 

1. Too Close -Alex Clare

2. Follow me Down -3oh!3

3. R.I.P -3oh!3

4. Pain -Three days Grace

5. Brains -Voltaire

6. Sexting -Blood on the Dance Floor

7. Dead Walker Texas Ranger -Sleeping with Sirens

8. Bring me to life -Evanescence 

9. Zombie Prostitute -Voltaire

10. Besitos  -Pierce the Veil

So!, There you go. A bit about me. Post your favourite song in the comments below and good night! :) :) :*

P.S- the photo for those who don't know is Blood on the dance floor (BOTDF)