How to Annoy People

Being annoying at the shops

1. Drop eggs on the ground leaving trails (My cousin and I ddi this when we were younger)

2. Open chip/water/crackers and eat/drink without paying then put it back.

3. Follow someone around and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

4. Run around the shop yelling 'We're all going to die!'

5. Yell out the name of every item you see e.g "CHIPS, CHOCOLATE, APPLES, BANANAS ect.'

6. Block the isle with a trolley and stare at something for a long time.

7. Whilst at the checkout yell stop and go and find for something you forgot, come back and say you already have it

8. Take more than 20 items go to the express lane and demand that they serve you. When they tell you the price, tell them that you forgot your wallet and that you will buy this stuff some other time then walk away.

9. Choose a cart that has squeaky wheels and when someone else walks past glare at them like it is their fault.

10. Put up the 'this-lane-is-closed' sine on every counter without the cashier noticing.

11. Move the items around so that no one can find what they are looking for.

12. Change the price tags on things.

13. Talk REALLY LOUDLY on your phone.

14. When you here a song you know go all hyper and start squealing.

15. Try on all their shoes/clothes and ask for a lot of help and ask if they have any sales then walk of without buying anything.

16. Talk to yourself. Nonstop.

17. Look through a window and when someone is on the other side shout :OMG I'M HIDEOUS'

18. Go up to a random person, show them your ID and ask them if they have seen this person.

19. Go to a pet shop and ask the lady for bird seed. Then ask how long it will take for the bird to grow.

20. In a mall shout 'Hey Pervert' then see how many people turn around.

Update: 20.6.15