Okay, so imagine this. Your parents- or guardians- leave you in a hotel whilst they go to a bar/ special place. What can you do? Well, here are 14 things to annoy those around you and to have fun. (and mostly get you kicked out of the hotel) :) (NOTE_ most of these arn't mine)
1.) Run down the halls and knock on random people's doors, then run away.
2.) Call room service and ask for 100 pillows
3.) Hide in the elevator with a scary mask on and scare everyone that comes in
4.) Slip love notes under random people's doors
5. Go to the restaurant and buy 37765 hamburgers and 521 donuts.
6. Wrap toilet paper on the hotel manager and scream there's a mummy in the hotel.
7. Block the stairs/elevator and try to charge people a quarter to use them
8. Walk around with one shoe on and ask everyone if they've seen the other one anywhere
9. Reenact the Battle of Hogwarts.
10. Sit in the corner of the elevator and ask people if they want a cheeseburger when they come into the elevator.
11. Allow your llama to rub its butt across the floor in the lobby.
12.Run down the halls naked opening other people's unlocked doors and chucking potatoes at them
13. Drop a marble in the elevator. Then say, "S*** Dropped my glass eye."
14. Run around screaming "IT'S VOLDEMORT IT'S VOLDEMORT" Then find a dude with black hair and glasses and shout "YOU BETTER HAVE DESTROYED ALL THOSE HORCRUXES, HARRY!"
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How to Annoy People
HumorHow to Annoy People! Trust me, I know what I'm doing. It's what I do best. Try it at home or wherever. It's hell funny!
