How to Annoy People

Being annoying at a Restaurant

These are best done when your with friends or cousins. Or people who can laugh with you without you getting told of by them.

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is 'to-go'.

2. Decline to be seated at the restaurant, and stand at the counter eating their complimentary mints.

3. Wander around the restaurant asking other diners for their parsley.

4. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.

5. Sample every flavour of ice-cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.

6. Phone Mc D's and try to make a reservation for the evening.

7. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, 'I've been watching you eat for the past 30 seconds, you're weird.' Then run away.

8. Ask for a diet burger.

9. Go to McD's and ask for a Happy meal with extra Happy.

10. Put No-Dumping signs on the doors of the toilets.

Update: 10.6.15