How to Annoy People

Sup?

OKay, so sorry for not posting for so long.. yea. Okay, so. Random question that is completely random. WOuld you rather sneeze sand or burp bricks?

Moving on! Just a warning- if you are under twelve or beleive in any of that parental guidance, not suitable for children under fifteen stuff than I suggest that you might not read this. (Warning- Sexual Content Ahead)

So, I'm sure we've all had moments where we are dreaming of someone and suddenly your thinking of what he ( or she) is like in bed. Yea.... that akward silence, just, y'know, let's give a hand to the crickets...

Well this section is all about what not to say during sex... enjoy (T.T)

1. "Oh, Ryan Gosling, yes!" Yep, you just blurted out the name of your celebrity crush (unless you actually are in bed with Ryan...in which case, good for you!). While there's absolutely nothing wrong with a little visual fantasy, keep Ryan's name-and washboard abs-in your head.

"Is it in yet?" Did you just pinch me? Or, wait... OK, so that's what we're working with. Cool. We know that some men have size issues.... and some don't, while others are in denial, so this is a no brainer. Even if you're thinking it... don't say it.

I thought that goes in the other hole? This, however funny, is probably not the best idea to say. Althought funny if you picture someone poking someone else's ear with it.

(NOTE_ not going to do explanations for all of them anymore. NOTE2_ these aren't mine. )

Did I tell you I have herpes? oh wow, imagine dropping this bomb. BOOM

Is it OK if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?

I have to take a shit.

Oh Susan, Susan... I mean Donna... Shit.

How come we each have a penis?

Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!

I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock?